Granny of the Dead Page #2

has spread over the town

but it's only taken the old.

The weaker will always get

infected first I guess.

- Well there was something else.

She had white eyes and then

and then she had black eyes.

Like she had a demon face.

My nan's a zombie demon!

- Really?

Then maybe it

isn't an infection.

Maybe it's something

supernatural

and the old can't fight it.

It's just a theory.

- You say the old get taken.

I can't help thinkin' one thing.

- Ed.

This is Eddie, f***in' hell?

- Gaz.

I need you to listen up and

tell me the truth, okay?

Are you still sleeping

with Billy's nan?

- What?

Hey, that was a one-off.

I was weak.

She came on to me.

What kind of a friend

do you think I am?

- Sh*t, gaz, you're

still shagging her.

- Oh, you know me too well.

Yeah, still bangin'

the old bird.

I can't stop myself.

I love the elderly, dude.

It's a rush for me.

I'm at hers right now.

- Sh*t.

Right, I need you

to listen to me.

You need to get out

of there right now.

- I can't be stopped, ed.

She's like a dirty little drug.

- Gaz, get the f*** out of

there, she's a f***ing zombie!

- Zombie?

You cheeky f***,

she's not that old.

Anyway, uh, really

have to go, ed,

but I'll do you a favor,

leave the phone on

so you can listen in.

She's a f***in' screamer.

- You dick!

She's gonna f***ing kill you!

- Not so--

what the devil is this

with f***ing those teeth?

You f***ing b*tch!

- Gaz!

Gaz!

Gaz?

You okay?

Sh*t.

F***.

F***.

Billy?

How's it goin'?

- Ed.

It's the worst day

of my f***in' life.

- Can't be that bad, mate.

- Well, I think me

mum's from hell.

She's got a face like a demon.

It's funny.

My dad always said, "your

mum's the f***ing devil, son."

Couldn't get much

worse than this.

- Yeah.

Sh*t!

- Look, mate,

I am sorry about shootin'

your uncle in the face.

- It's all right.

- He was comin' right at us.

- He was trying to kill us.

- He was.

- Did you have to

shoot my dog, though?

- Well,

you can't be too sure.

- But you, yeah you can.

- He had a look in his eye.

- He's always got

that look in his eye.

He's got one eye.

- Uh,

there's one to sign for.

I'll just leave

it here, shall I?

- Dai.

Gaz is dead.

- No way.

- Not only that.

I think the police turned up.

There was a lot of

screaming and now

there's nothing

but silence.

I don't get it.

The door was locked.

He must have got

attacked from outside.

- In that case it's

already started.

They've begun to roam the town.

- What am I supposed to do?

- Well, there's only

two things you can do:

Secure the house

and kill your nan,

or stay put and wait for

this to all blow over.

- I don't think i

can kill my nan.

Billy.

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