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I bet you would like that!

No, I am more of a

melons guy. I like melons.

Ouch!! That's below the belt.

What are you talking about?

Wait a second.

No, I wasn't trying to say...

We know what you really meant!

It's ok. I don't have melons.

No, I wouldn't know anything that.

About what?

- About you know...

you know...

- B*obs?

Well... I wouldn't know... No.

I don't know they...

Oh you poor boy.

Would you like a preview?

Look, that's not what I meant.

I wasn't talking about...

Right! You said I was hot.

You said I should wear a corset.

What does that mean?

That means you checked me out.

No, no... I was just saying it

just like that. You know, just words.

So, then I am not hot?

No...

So then, tell me.

Tell you what?

Do you think I am hot?

Yeah.

So, what did you

mean you prefer Melons?

I just was saying it

because I liked...

You could've said

mangoes or apples or oranges

I mean why did you say Melons.

Who thinks of Melons?

I do. I like Melons.

I have always liked Melons

since the time I was a kid.

I liked watermelon,

winter melon, muskmelon.

I like jackfruit. I like honeydew,

cantaloupe. I like them all.

I mean... It was nothing to do

with you or your physicality.

I wasn't even talking

about your physicality.

So my physicality has

nothing to do with Melons?

What is the right answer

to this? I don't even know.

How do I answer this?

The truth. The absolute truth.

I like Melons and I

think I need another look.

So you admit there was a first look?

Oh boy you should have been a lawyer.

You would have been a great lawyer.

Thank you. But answer me.

You admit you looked.

Yeah, I looked.

And...

And they are nice.

They are perfect.

They are beautifully

round and gorgeous globes.

On a scale of 1 to 10?

Eight.

Eight. Why eight?

Well because I like the number eight.

There is two round

things that is together...

I like that.

Ok rapid-fire question time.

What's on your mind?

Actually you first.

What is on your mind?

I'm thinking they are fine too.

And I'm thinking I would love

to have some Waffles

with White chocolate and

maple syrup fresh from the oven.

Or mint and chocolate huh?

I love that. Do you?

Mint and Chocolate. I

love that. After eight.

No anytime of the day.

My friends got me for my birthday.

Bailey's Mint & Chocolate.

Sex in a glass.

Sex in a glass.

And how would you know?

Oh! Who is hitting

below the belt now?

No but seriously, I love liqueur.

I'm not saying that just in a

please be my friend kind of way.

But I can just picture myself sinking

into a tub full of Creme De Menth.

Now I can picture you

doing that too. Remember?

So how old are you?

You didn't tell me.

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