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You miss two, you're off the team.
Yes, sir.
Where are you going to go to college?
My brother Todd, he goes to Yale.
That's where I'm going. Yale.
- Are you serious?
- Is that guy homeless?
No. He's a botanist.
And a goat trekker.
Is he your dad?
No.
You're only supposed to be buttoned up
for the convocation, moron.
Welcome to Gates, boys.
Hi, I'm Barney Cannel,
Todd Cannel's younger brother.
Right.
Todd told me to tell you
that he very much enjoys Yale.
Thank you.
- And you're Ellis Whitman?
- Yes, sir.
Dr. Eldridge.
We're happy to have you at Gates.
Your father Frank and I were roommates,
you know,
and I was lucky enough
to run with him senior year.
My father ran for student government?
He was class president,
but I meant cross-country.
We were on
the cross-country team together.
How is he?
He's fine, I guess.
You look like him, you know.
Tell him to give me a phone call, will you?
- Yeah, sure.
- See you, boys.
Hey, I didn't know
Eldridge and your dad boned.
It's been 23 days
and four hours since I last got high.
The one kid I thought
was a stoner here
turned out to just be a slob.
There's no good Mexican food
in a 200-mile radius.
Goat Man's been incommunicado.
And when my classless,
Teletubby of a roommate
isn't whining about his grades,
he's copying my homework.
Sorry.
I shouldn't even be here.
Our secret.
You know that one girl
The one who Rosenberg says
is a prostitute?
She's always sneaking in the library
and using our sh*t.
Todd told me she is a prostitute.
She'll do juniors and seniors
for, like, 50 bucks.
Your brother's full of sh*t.
At least he's not a drug addict
who hangs out with goats all day.
Pot's not addictive.
Todd writes me and sends me letters.
Mr. Goat hasn't sent you sh*t.
His name's Goat Man, a**hole.
Whitman. Come here.
I thought we weren't supposed
to talk to each other out here.
Only if you're going to go jerk off.
Rosenberg's from Maui.
He's one of three Jews on the island.
He can't seem to get better than a C
in any of his classes,
but he's smart enough
to get his weed through airport security.
Man, I knew you were a stoner.
- How?
- I saw your High Times calendar
with your gardener.
He's not my gardener. He's...
Mr. Rosenberg.
Mr. Cannel's roommate.
Enjoying a little cannabis, I see and smell.
Just me, sir. Rosenberg didn't have any.
He was actually trying to convince me to...
I'll deal with you later.
I need a moment alone
to talk to the tall one.
Keep it moving.
Well.
Looks like you'll be enjoying
cross-country after all.
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