Girls Trip Page #4

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This weekend,

over half a million black

women of all sizes, shades,

from all different

socioeconomic backgrounds

are descending on the

Crescent City to celebrate

black womanhood in all its glorious forms.

You, my dear friend, are a guest.

Act accordingly.

Wow.

I'm not even offended.

- You're the best.

- Oh! Mm.

Okay.

Have fun on your #BlackGirlMagic weekend.

Girl, bye.

4718 to New Orleans will

commence boarding shortly.

Ooh! Got my hand sanitizer.

Got my anti-nausea medication.

Hold on to that. Ooh!

Hi, earplugs.

Uh, you need to relax, Judge Judy.

You know, I got some bomb-ass Kush,

if you want to take a hit of

it before you get on the plane.

That sh*t will have you right.

Where did you hide...

You know what? Never mind.

I'm not even gonna ask.

Fine, I ain't gonna tell you.

Okay, I'm-a tell you.

Where the sun don't shine.

You know, a lot of people

think that means the vagina,

but actually it's the butthole.

I got drugs in my booty.

You know what, that can

cause a lot of infection.

Girl, you can't get no

infection in your booty hole.

It's a booty hole.

Okay.

Enough.

You're grown.

On another note, let me ask you a question.

Do you think this situation

with Ryan and Sasha,

think there's still drama

or has it been long enough?

It better be, 'cause I plan

on getting white girl-wasted

this weekend, and I ain't

letting none of you b*tches

kill my vibe, okay?

That's hand sanitizer.

It burns.

Well, considering we don't

know where your mouth has been,

it can't hurt.

- Oh, my God.

- You want a cough drop?

- Mm. Yeah.

- Here. Just...

Excuse me. Uh, can you ladies point me

- in the direction of the Flossy Posse?

- Oh, my God!

Oh, my goodness!

- It's so good to see you.

- Oh, wow. - You look great.

I'm so happy to see you two.

- Girl, you're killing it!

- Yeah.

Turn-up time.

Hey, ladies!

Hey, Sasha!

Oh, I've missed you guys so much!

So good to see you!

Flossy Posse, Flossy Posse,

- Flossy Posse, Flossy Posse.

- Yeah, I know you are.

- Hey!

- Hey! - Hey!

She baddie!

Sash!

Hey, Ry.

Hey.

Well, life is treating

you well. I see that.

Please. I see you and Stew

pop up on my feed once a week

going to some fabulous event.

- I love your hair.

- Nice Dr...

It seems like they're getting along.

- Sh*t.

- Right?

These b*tches is plastic.

- That's a great lipstick, too.

- Thank you, right?

Ladies!

- I made something very special for us this weekend.

- Oh.

Bam!

What the f***?

Look like a Bedazzler

threw up on that thing.

What? This is very fashionable.

It's of today and

yesterday. It's very retro.

How about we save it for the last night?

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