Get The Gringo Page #3

It's harder than it looks, Handsome...

breaking out.

I don't know, it looks pretty easy to me.

You can buy anything in El Pueblito...

except your way out.

- Even Javi has to come back when he goes out.

- Who's Javi?

He runs the Joint. He lives up there,

where the rich people live.

Ah, the guy with the cheesy

bathrobe and the cell phone.

- Yeah! Cigarette?

- No! What do ya mean when he goes out?

Check this out...dinner,

soccer matches, whatever.

But even HE has to come back.

Wow! He's really got a good

thing going for him in here.

Oh, yeah!

He's gonna die, the worthless a**hole!

- Hum?

- I'm gonna kill him.

- Okay! Why? What did he ever do to you?

- It's personal.

- Oh, remind me to never rub YOU the wrong way.

- Cigarette?

- No, Kid, your mother has a vicious right!

- She asleep!

- She worked late last night.

- Yeah, I know. What does she do?

She works for Javi.

Last night was Casino Night.

- Hey! Who are those two guys?

- Ren and Stimpy?

The big guy, Caracas,

- that's Javi's brother.

- What about the little real estate cat?

Carnal? He's a cousin. He's a

useless prick. Even they hate him.

- Cigarette?

- No.

When I came in here they took blood from me,

I'm figuring it's not a health thing.

No sh*t!

Can I have a cigarette, for f***'s sake?

You know, the other day,

you told me you were special.

- How are you special? How are you special?

- F*** you!

You're so special, get your own f***in' cigarettes.

Quit moochin' off me,

I've got a 40 year habit, get lost!

Ah! Sunday. Visiting Day at El Pueblito.

Bring the whole family

to crapiest place on earth.

Enjoy out ever popular,

world famous, cavity search.

At twenty bucks a pop,

they were makin' a killing.

Hey, Kid, that's more than

a toothpick you got there?

- What's your plan?

- Stab him in the heart.

Oh! It's the aorta, the human cava. Those are pretty

deep blood vessels, chances are you'd miss.

- How about the stomach?

- Real Grab-Bag, full of guts: liver, spleen.

A quick treatment'd probably save his life.

- The neck?

- Yeah, good thinkin', the carotid.

Naw, too high for you, Kid, you'd need a ladder.

Typically, if you want to kill someone instantaneously

you go for the central nervous system or the brain.

Lights out.

Can I have a smoke?

I really need one.

No.

Not until you tell me

why you're so special around here.

- F***, you can't touch me!

- Why? If I do this, these guys are gonna kill me?

- You're holding out on me, Kid, spit it out!

- F*** you, you f***!

Just knock it off! Is that guy Javi is

your father? Is that's why they protect her, huh?

You're a mosquito! Sit the f*** down!

A man who won't level with you,

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