Gay Page #3
- Year:
- 2004
- 100 min
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Serves you right for shaving
Hey, I know that you think
women are dirty down there.
I've met a man.
Ken.
Ken... Sounds nice.
- True. Has he got a big cock?
Is he bisexual?
- He teaches at my school.
And he's not bisexual.
Strange really.
When is he coming for
a meat inspection?
Have you f***ed him?
- What kind of a question is that?
It's a perfectly normal question.
- Well, have you f***ed him or not?
And he can't get enough of it.
re-enact sex scenes from films.
Lassie, no doubt.
- That's disgusting.
I'd hang on to Ken, if I were you.
Otherwise, send him over.
We could Nine-and-a-Half-Weeks him.
- Let's hope it works out...
because Snoes and men: -
- Hopeless.
Hey, who's the sexiest man on earth?
- Jude Law, lovely.
Yes, he is gorgeous. What about you?
- Let me think.
John Malkovich.
- Who?
Max, he's really ugly.
- Yes, but then I like ugly men.
I see, thanks. Snoes, do you think
I should have my eyes lifted?
What? Don't be silly. Max, why do
you have such a strange boyfriend?
Sorry, but I need some more booze.
God, what a show stopper.
- He's got a pretty face for head.
He's called Roderick. He gave me his
number, but I had to turn him down.
All the boys just love you, Pascal.
- It's such a hard life.
Tarzan, I'd better leave
you alone for a minute.
I need to shake a big friend's hand.
- With an emphasis on 'big'.
I heard a funny one the other day:
To cry from your wig.
I've got a really good sex tip.
- Tell me.
Get someone to suck you off
with cola in their mouth.
The fizz feels fantastic, apparently.
- Really?
Yes, really.
- Girls, this is Guy from the toilet.
He's from L. A. And here
to photograph the gay scene.
- I should go to the toilet more often.
What do they say about photographers?
- Long lenses. They have long lenses.
Hello there, little one.
Come to Daddy. Come to Daddy.
I bet you were thinking about Guy.
Don't be silly. I was
thinking about you.
Though Guy is rather nice, too.
- There, you see. I knew you liked him.
You have a jealous boyfriend,
but you already know that.
And by the way, if anyone is going
to cheat on anyone, then it's my turn.
OK? So, you'd better
be ready for it.
I'll tell you what, let me
help you.
Max, that's disgusting.
If you really love each other,
then it shouldn't be a problem.
Hey...
dirty old man.
Darling?
- Yes.
Will you really come to Hollywood
and leave everything behind?
You know I will.
- Really?
I'm getting up.
I'm just going to cry from my wig.
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