Garage Sale Mystery: All That Glitters Page #3

GOING TWICE...

-NO.

900'S HERE,

NOW $1,000.

$1,000.

COME ON!

$1,000 BID,

LOOKING FOR 1,100.

-1,100.

-1,200.

1,300.

I BID $1,500.

1,600...

I HAVE 1,650.

1,700 NOW?

1,700 GOING ONCE...

GOING TWICE...

SOLD TO THE LOVELY LADY

FOR 1,650.

I WON!

SURE DID.

[APPLAUSE]

WOW.

1,400, 1,500, 1,650.

MM-HMM.

WELL, SIGN HERE,

AND SHE'S ALL YOURS.

THAT ANGRY GUY EVER COME BACK?

NAH, I THINK

I SCARED HIM OFF.

[CHUCKLING]

WELL, CONGRATULATIONS

ON THE UNIT.

YOU BID LIKE A PRO.

MARTIN, YOU HAVE

SOME VERY COOL THINGS HERE.

IF YOU EVER WANT TO SELL

THEM,

WE TAKE THINGS ON

CONSIGNMENT.

NOPE.

I LOVE MY TOYS.

HERE WE GO.

[GROANING WITH EFFORT]

SEE? WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

THAT LOOKS REAL.

GENUINE HEPPLEWHITE,

1800s.

OKAY, MOM, YOU COULD

ONLY SEE THE LEG

FROM, LIKE,

10 FEET AWAY.

THAT COULD BE:

A REPRODUCTION.

BUT IT'S NOT.

BUT IT COULD'VE

BEEN A REPRO.

EXCEPT... I SAW THIS.

HAYWORTH'S BLACK WAX.

100% BEESWAX.

ANYONE WITH A REPRO

WOULD HAVE NEVER EVEN

HEARD OF THIS.

MOM, YOU ARE

A "FURNITURE WHISPERER".

I TRY.

OKAY, KITCHEN UTENSILS, CLOTHING,

TO THE WOMEN'S SHELTER.

EVERYTHING ELSE TO THE SHOP.

OKAY.

LET'S GET A MOVE ON,

I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT.

OOH, WITH THE HANDSOME DOCTOR?

MAYBE A DOCTOR.

HEY, HEY, CHECK IT OUT,

THIS NEWSPAPER:

IS DATED FIVE YEARS AGO.

WELL, NOW YOU KNOW

WHEN IT WAS PACKED.

OH, ACTUALLY,

THIS IS PRETTY COOL, TOO.

ITS INITIALS ARE "D.B."

HEY, I WONDER

IF IT'S THE SAME GUY

WHO JUMPED OUT OF THAT JE WITH ALL THE MONEY.

WHAT? YOU MEAN

D.B. COOPER?

YEAH, YEAH,

THAT GUY.

WELL, I THINK HIS INITIALS

WOULD HAVE BEEN "D B C".

OH.

HUH.

WELL, ANYWAY,

THE MONEY IS STILL MISSING.

WOULDN'T MIND FINDING THA IN A STORAGE UNIT.

HMM.

YEAH, AND WHEN

YOU FIND IT,

YOU CAN PUT I IN YOUR NICE NEW PURSE.

[CHUCKLING]

[INTERCOM BUZZES]

CLOSED.

COME BACK TOMORROW.

IT'LL JUST TAKE A SECOND.

I GOT YOUR LETTER

AND I DROVE A CHECK DOWN.

JUST PUT IT THROUGH THE SLOT.

PLEASE,

I'LL SLEEP A LOT BETTER TONIGH IF I COULD JUST HAND I TO YOU IN PERSON.

ALL RIGHT.

COME ON IN.

[DOOR LOCK BUZZES OPEN]

JUST DRINK IT.

AH... SEE,

WHAT YOU'RE TASTING

IS THE KALE.

IT'S KIND OF LIKE

SUPER SPINACH.

OH, NO.

THIS IS REALLY, REALLY, BAD.

I'M JUST SAYING.

YEAH, WELL,

THE WORSE IT TASTES,

THE HEALTHIER IT IS.

WELL, THEN I AM GONNA

LIVE FOREVER.

[SIGHS, WINCING]

HE REALLY SAID HE THOUGH YOUR EARS WERE ATTRACTIVE?

YES, MY EARS.

PROBABLY BECAUSE

HIS WERE SO WEIRD,

WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE,

IF HE WERE SWEET.

I MEAN,

IS THAT ASKING TOO MUCH,

A NICE GUY?

WITH NORMAL EARS?

HEY, VERN.

OH, HI, JENN.

HI, DANI.

HI.

MAN, THAT AUCTION

WAS BRUTAL, HUH?

OH, WELL, THAT WAS

OUR FIRST ONE,

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