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but I think I just found one.

You're officially on standby

until my next call.

Thank you.

I'll do my best.

Thanks a million. I really am.

- How many did you read?

- Five.

You shouldn't do that, Mr. Lee.

I saw you read two more.

Man, they should really

smooch somewhere else.

Hey man, let's get out of here.

She must have run off

someplace else.

They should be thankful

that I danced for them.

No way am I dating them

for a few shots of scotch.

Thanks, mister.

Mister?

Can I buy you a cup of...

Now that I can see you,

you look so funny.

I think I saw you somewhere.

Are you a star?

Yes.

Maybe I saw you on TV.

We're you ever on TV?

No. I'm a... director.

Are you really

a movie director?

Which movie did you make?

Not yet.

I'm a new director.

Well, do I look like

actress material to you?

Hey, mister.

Can I stay at your place?

You're a liar and hypocrite.

You're probably a loach pretending to be nice.

I know you're going to take me

home and make me drink.

And when I pass out

from the alcohol,

you'll take me to bed

and take my clothes off.

I never forced you

to come to my place.

I think it was you who wanted to...

It's late.

You should go home.

How was it?

Was my acting OK?

I actually wanted to

be a singer,

but I'm changing it to

an actress starting now.

Well, it's really late...

it's two thirty already.

Well, you're really late today.

Where was apartment 902?

Right next to where you live.

So if you go around

that way and come back

that's where I live.

The first time a laid

my eyes on you

I... I...

Oh! Words are but truly empty!

How can I show you how I feel

with such few words?

Mister, can I use

your toothbrush?

I'm but your toothbrush...

a brush that will cleanse

your body forever and ever.

Oh, I shall deluge myself

in drinks tonight,

for without the power of the drink,

I cannot bare to look at you

for a moment.

I am not a mere boy

but why am I feeling this way?

My heart feels as if

it will stop beating...

Here you go.

Is this you?

What?

Does it look bad on me?

Not at all.

It's beautiful, in fact.

You watered it down too much.

I like my scotch strong and straight.

When I first looked upon you

I was utterly enthralled...

Why is it so hot this summer?

Where are you planning to

so for summer this year?

I was completely taken by...

Have you ever been to Hwajinpo?

I went there last year.

The beach is nice,

but there's no place to sleep.

Or have you went to Haeundae?

I never went there myself.

But I'm going this summer,

no matter what.

I heard there are

a lot of dance clubs,

and rich but stupid guys.

I wish I had $100000.

So many people win

lotteries but me.

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