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I'm the law in Tombstone...

and I don't wanna see

hide nor hair of you in the camp.

Come and see Eddie Foy,

the funnyman...

- tonight at the Bella Union!

- Can I have one, sonny?

Eddie Foy! Eddie Foy!

How you like that, boss?

TONIGHT TONIGH EDDIE FOY

AMERICA'S GREATEST COMEDIAN

HERE!

- Very good, Pete. Very good.

- I think it's pretty good.

Must be costing you plenty

to get Foy down here.

Yep. Carter tried to get him

for his Palace of Pleasure...

but my dough talked

louder and quicker than his.

Nothin' ain't too good

for the Bella Union.

- Someday I figures on getting Lillie Langtry.

- Yeah?

- Jenny Lind and all of them.

- Hmm.

6:
30. That stage must be late.

- Is Foy on it?

- He better be.

Supposin' he gets cold feet

and backs out?

Well, I still have Jerry.

Stand back, villain

Go your way

Here I will no longer stay

Although you are a marquis

Or an earl

Why, you may tempt

the upper classes

With your villainous demitasses

But heaven will protect

The working girl

I've taken a fancy to you

I took but a glance and I knew

There's something about you

that pleases the eye

Makes me sigh

I wonder why

I've known you forever it seems

You've shown up in all of my dreams

- But now I'm awake

and my dreams have come true

I'm full of romance

and I've taken a fancy

To Y-O-U

Oh, heaven

Will protect

The working girl

The working girl

- Come on, gals. Get to work.

And may heaven protect you.

Hiya, partner.

Hello, slugger.

No, a little later.

- Jerry, how are ya?

- Come on, Jerry. Give me luck.

- No, I'll see you later.

- Jerry, have a little drink with...

I say, would you mind singing

"The Old Kent Road" for me?

Yeah, a little later, matey. I ain't forgot me London.

Well, Jerry, old girl.

Another bottle of wine.

- Another bottle.

- Come on. Sit down and take a hand, huh?

- Nah, I just think I'll stand here

and watch for a minute. Go ahead.

- How many?

Well, l-I could stand pat,

but I'll... I'll take two.

Three of your best.

- Come on. Let's keep out the grocery clerks.

- I'm out.

Guess your three

are better than mine.

Attaboy.

Deal me out of this hand.

Hey, Jerry, Jer...

Hey, where's that guy

goin' with Jerry?

Hey, what's the idea?

What do you want?

I don't think I'd do that

anymore if I was you.

- Do what anymore?

- You got a pretty little neck, sister...

but if you don't keep it out of card games,

somebody's gonna twist it right off.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Keep your hands off of me!

Hey, put me down!

Leave go of me!

Leave go of me, will ya?

- Think it over while you're cooling off.

- Aw, shut up!

I'll get somebody to fix you!

2,400.

- Hey, what'd you do with Jerry?

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