Frogs Page #2

of mid-West valley central.

Not everybody has. But I hope my two

go there. You'll meet them later.

That picture.

That's jenny when she was a cheerleader.

- Pretty girl.

- Yeah, I'd say she was too. Always was.

Recognize old Clint?

Huh?

I'm the same weight now I was when

I was playing. Not one extra pound.

It's really funny.

Jenny's just got a few more extra

little tiny bags under her eyes.

That's about all.

Come on. Why don't we help

ourselves to some dry clothes?

I think it'll make us

both feel pretty good, huh?

Good, girl. Good.

Yeah!

Pretty, pretty, pretty.

Aha. Mr. Kenneth,

I have a message from your grandfather.

With or without

the profanity, Charles?

I was told to quote him exactly.

"Has your damn watch stopped?"

message received, Charles.

Has your agency ever thought of packaging

your grandfather to give him a new image?

He knows he's not popular with the public

or his family, and he revels in it.

Well, he treats me nice enough.

He wouldn't dare admit

that we've shaken him up.

Nobody ever invites guests fourth of July,

and I bring you.

A girl, and worse, a sexy model.

And that ain't all either.

But would Jason ever admit we shook him up?

Never.

Well, it looks like most of

the family have joined us.

Clint, any reason why your children

should be 12 minutes late?

Where are they, jenny?

Grandfather, you know how difficult it

is to get those kids away from the pool.

And on a day like this?

Well, I told them.

I told those kids 20 minutes ago

to get out of their wet suits...

and change for lunch.

Jenny, far be it for me to tell

you how to raise your children.

If you forbid them

the use of the pool...

until they've learned the rules

of being at meals on time.

Well, it's not my fault.

I'll make sure

they understand that, sir.

Hey, everybody, look!

Look what I found! Look what I found.

He's gigantic.

Don't be so stupid, jay.

Don't, mike.

That's mine.

Now, listen, jay, Tina,

you're both late.

Now go sit down

and eat your food.

Jay, you were right.

He was gigantic.

Oh, I hate those things,

and that make so much noise.

Just making everybody crazy.

Oh, nonsense, jenny.

You see many frogs along

the shore, Mr. Smith?

- Yes, sir, a few.

- More than you consider usual?

I guess so,

but sometimes they have a summer like this.

Animals overpopulate.

They'll die off by next year.

You sound like you might be

an ecology expert. Are you?

Yes, sir, to an extent.

Well, you see, I have an impatient family.

They can't wait till next year.

How do they get rid

of the frogs now?

Well, it seems like everyone in

our family is hung up on frogs.

They really do keep

us awake every night.

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