Free Fire Page #2

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- Stop your ABC son.

- Oi, introductions?

Come out, come out

where ever you are!

Vernon, why don't you come join us?

The gang's up here.

Here he come.

Vernon is in the blue suit.

- Who is the other fella?

- Martin, he was a panther..

But it didn't work out.

Vernon was misdiagnosed as a child genius.

He never got over it.

- What is he now?

- Let me do the talking. Eh boy?

An international a**hole.

Vern, these are the boys

from across the pond.

Oh, everyone is from somewhere, eh?

Justine, how are you, doll?

As gorgeous as ever.

Well, you've put on a bit of weight.

- Did somebody pin at you?

- F*** off.

Good, still a chance.

- F*** is that accent?

- I think it's Swiss or something.

- Austrian.

- I've had days with Austrian.

What do you say we check out the march?

That's why we're here.

She's a bit shy.

So, you will be be pleased to know...

That I have all truck load of these

gorgeous dolls, just outside...

and they all looking

for dance partners..

It's not what we wanted.

You little bit rude, eh?

Presenting a march

and you start chipping the bird there?

- He says it's not what he ordered.

- F***, really?

- Let me explain.

- What did you order?

We ordered M16s.

Ever heard of them?

Now this is an AR70.

Different weapon.

It's not what I ordered.

You teach your boys some manners.

Learn a thing or two from the English.

- Keep your sh*t together.

- Martin, stay out of this.

I'm not running a

f***ing pizza delivery service.

You want the weapons

or you don't want the weapons?

- Look...

- They're assault rifles.

Justine! You said 'rifles', doll.

They are f***ing rifles. What do you want?

This is what that's available.

You are not gonna find anything else of

this quality or consistency on the market.

Not in the numbers you need

or in the time that you've got.

He has a point.

Where from?

Still with the questions.

You curious f***ing eh?

We're gonna get on your knee.

You're so f***ing curious

about the world.

Look they're...

They won't be missed alright?

Alright, take a first spin.

Use the mic.

No manners again.

So simple.

It's loaded, Martin.

Just a f***ing 'please'.

Like f***ing when unloaded.

- What are you doing in front of a client?

- Keep together.

You want something done,

you do it yourself mate.

Amen brother.

I think we got off on a

little bit of a bad fitting there.

I think what we need to do is just

start a fresh start.

I'm gonna be the gentleman

in this relationship...

And.. I'm gonna check in a free box

of lube because she likes to run wet.

Whoa, slow down for a minute.

Public safety announcement...

While the rifle's hot, I'm gonna

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