Foreverland Page #2

My client's pornographic

DVD collection,

And 14 cases of Apple-berry

Mountain flavored Snapple.

I'm also...

Play you a DVD.

Well.

I'm only telling you this,

because...

I like you.

And because I'm dead.

Um...

Back in the ward,

Back in the day...

You were the funniest kid

I ever knew.

And then of course, bam,

puberty hits and

You turn into

Ghouly VonMorbid.

Um...

But here's the plan.

You my friend...

Are gonna drive

2,000 miles South.

To a Mexican church called

"El Santuario Del Sol. "

And there you're gonna

meet a priest...

Named Salvador.

The two of you are going

to scatter my ashes...

Over a sacred salt pond

that runs under the church.

If you don't do this for me Will

I swear, to God, I'll haunt you.

Everyday. I will haunt you

like poltergeist buddy.

Alright, I will Jacob Marley

your ass, for the rest

Of your short, bleak life.

Do this for me, Will.

You're some kind of prankster,

Bobby. I'll give you that.

Can't find a better

drinking buddy?

Relax.

I'm only here

for the flowers.

How long was Bobby

planning this?

He didn't tell me.

Not that I blame him.

If our parents

knew about this they'd be...

Filing injunctions.

It's heavy.

Hey, wait, wait.

Where are you

going with that?

Bobby had a last request.

I'm making sure

it's being honored.

I never said I wouldn't

honor his last request.

This means you're taking it?

I don't even have a car.

I've never left the city...

Just...

Please just give me

some time to figure this out.

Yeah, hi. I need to mail

a package to Baja, Mexico.

It's like a, a metal...

Mm-hmmm.

Yeah. And I have some

instructions that need to be

Sent with it also.

No, I know. I understand

that you have rules

About that sort

of contraband.

Perfectly clear.

Alrighty, thanks Trish.

You've been... helpful.

[Grunts, punches wall[

Give me a deep breath in.

I hear crackles.

No snaps or pops?

Well I see

no other option.

We're gonna have to run

a full course of antibiotics.

How long this time?

14 days, then we'll reassess.

I knew it sounded soupy.

Rise and shine sleepyhead.

You've got a big day.

Okay, deep breath in.

More, and push it out.

Keep going. Push, push...

Push, push!

Push, push, push.

Okay, deep breath in...

Relax.

Same medication

as last time?

ADEK's twice a day.

Creon-20's three to four,

with every meal.

Two with snacks.

Zythromycin,

two every second day.

And whatever that guy

in the alley was selling.

If you find another vein,

I'll be impressed.

Don't worry. Worse to worst

honey, we'll poke a bitty hole

In that cute little work you got

throbbing in your temple.

Hm.

Whoo. You weren't lying.

Last time

they found one here.

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