For Your Consideration Page #3

- That's not good. But you know what?

It's all right because we should go

a whole different angle...

- ...that no one's even thought of.

- Okay.

What if we go the angle of

let's play it down?

Let's tell people not to see our show?

- What about--?

- That's a dangerous sell, Whitney.

Put a big ad in the paper

and say, "Don't come."

Okay. True enough.

But as my proud ancestors,

the Choctaw, say...

...what we're dealing with

on this picture is:

Difficult to translate it.

Basically, we don't have a blanket.

We don't have a blanket for a--

It's a diuretic pony, I'm sorry--

Urinary-problem pony to piss on.

Excuse me.

- Give me one sec.

- Okay.

- Just look up.

- I just need one sec.

Can you do that without touching me?

You're fine.

- Gorgeous.

- Thank you.

- I'm almost set here. We're rolling.

- We're good?

Okay. Actors.

Actors acting.

- Good.

- Not right now.

- But, yeah.

- Oh, you don't think you are?

I mean, we're all acting all the time.

You know, but I'm acting differently.

So tell me, Home for Purim.

- Home for Purim.

- Yeah.

It's a period film.

- Yeah.

- I play Rachel Pischer.

I play Sam Pischer,

her brother, little brother.

Yeah.

But, which brings me to,

I heard a rumor that you two are:

- Yeah...

- Is that true?

- Depends on what you mean by:

- That's so cool.

- That's really cute.

- It is.

We are-- That-- It's a very--

It's a very interesting scenario,

playing siblings, living the life of lovers.

Well, tell me how you both

got started in acting as art?

I started doing standup

at Jerry Seltzer's Laff Emporium.

I was at Chortles, The Comedy Place.

And-- But no one really--

- No one really got it.

- I got it.

- I thought it was hysterical.

- What did she do?

She has a show. Tell her the title.

- No Penis Intended.

- Oh, I actually did hear, yes.

- What was that about?

- One critic described it as:

"A humorless romp

into Miss Webb's dysfunctional psyche."

- That's a humorless critic.

- That doesn't make sense.

- No.

- No.

Tuesday night. Eleven-ish.

Diamond Pawnbroker

on Sterling and Fifth.

- Ring a bell?

- Yeah. There was a break-in.

And did you make out the report?

- Did I what?

- You heard me, son!

Yes, I made out the report.

This report is an I-N270,

file number 79251J.

It is not a 35-DIB...

...and should not be filed as such.

Do I make myself clear?

That's a good clip. That was a good clip.

I loved that. I love the movie.

Paper Badge, I just loved it.

What a roller-coaster ride.

Nothing happened!

- Nothing happened in that clip.

- But that's the beauty--

Yes, it's about time in a film

nothing happened. It's about time.

It always, it's-- People get

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