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before. Excuse me. That`s very volatile.

I won`t deny that I hate you

for your brilliance.

I`m petty, corrupt.

I probably would have gone mad trying

to compete with you in pure thought.

But, uh, l`m not

an innovator like you, Phil.

I`m an adapter, and to that end,

I have profited from your ideas.

- Why are you here?

- Well, to be honest,

I`m here this weekend

to steal your fiancee...

and make her my wife.

Well, I think you`ll be

sadly disappointed.

I`ll see you

at the wedding then.

Eh, it`s a little crooked.

- Yeah. There you go.

- Weebo?

- Mm-hmm?

- The wedding was not on my schedule.

- Mm, no?

- Why was that information deleted?

Hmm. I don`t really know.

- Do you have another virus?

- You know, now that you mention it,

- I am feeling a little feverish.

- Really?

Mm-hmm.

You are a little hot. Say "ah."

- Ah.

- Ah.

Ah!

Oh, yes!

Hot. Cold. Hot. That`s it.

The hydrocarbons have been

inhibiting the cooper pairs.

But if you go from hot

to cold very quickly,

you get a conductive polymer

and you complete the metastable sphere.

Behold! There it is.

Now it`ll work. Yes!

But, uh, w-what about

your wedding?

Sorry, Sara.

Should I call the church

and tell them you`ll be late?

Very good. Right.

Very good. Ah.

Flowing from the condenser

to the pressure reactor.

Yes.

Yes! Oh! lt`s ready.

Organic catalyst.

The positive...

and the negative.

Little touch of electricity.

- Hmm.

- Hmm.

Oh!

Wow. What a bang.

Yeah. Little touch

of electricity.

That`s not helpful.

Oh.

Mmm. Mmm.

- Oh, boy. This is not good.

- No, sir.

- Weebo?

- What?

- Get a broom.

- That`ll help.

Two years.

Wow.

Oh.

Oh, bless you. You have a cold.

You should.

It`s 77 degrees Kelvin.

That`s very cold.

Look. Come on.

All right, uh,

let`s try and describe you.

Uh, you`re an elastomer.

Yes, uh, um--

Ooh! You`re highly viscous.

But yet you can

phase-shift. Hoo!

Well, uh, let`s see.

You`re mouldable. Oh.

It`s a little ticklish.

Oh!

You`re foldable.

You`re gullible.

Oh. All right. Let`s see.

Oh, wait a minute. Okay. And--

Ooh. You`re ductile.

Oh! Oh. You`re elastic.

Let`s just see

how elastic you are. Okay.

I`m the hackeysack king.

Hoo!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey, hey!

Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Bravo! Encore!

- Oh, boy. Uh, Weebo?

- Yes, sir?

- Take a picture.

- Okay. Look this way. Smile!

Yeow!

Ow!

- Weebo! lt`s amazing!

- Professor? Excuse me.

- It`s miraculous! lt`s--

- Professor, it`s gone!

It is! Oh! Oh!

Professor, I think you gave it

a little too much free will.

Oh, no.

There`s not a darn thing

to be afraid of, pal.

How can anything

get in your window?

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