Flower Page #3

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and an ice-cold mountain dew.

Thank you very much.

Okay, you're up, dude.

Take it.

Get a salad bar?

Okay, all right.

-Luke...

-Or jello...

It's okay.

Jut count to ten.

Just count to ten.

You got it.

Hey, Luke, come on.

You're trained for this now.

Come on, buddy.

Just do the exercises.

Do the work.

Count to ten.

Breathe through the nose.

-It's--

What can

we do, honey?

Mom, what's going on?

-Out through the mouth.

Sh*t!

Damn it.

He's surprisingly fast.

I think that maybe

you should go after him, honey.

What

'Cause I asked you to.

'Cause it would be kind.

I'll give you ten bucks.

-Fifteen.

-Hey, Laurie.

-Stop it, Bob, this is just--

-Twenty.

Twenty dollars,

and he better come back in.

You're not getting

20 bucks until

he's back here in his chair.

-Better be back here.

-I got it.

It's not an effective strategy.

It's effective for us.

So, that's just...

Dude?

What's up?

Running away from

your new fam already?

Hello?

What?

I just needed some air.

Kinda looked like you were

having a heart attack.

Are you okay?

It's a panic attack.

Why don't you think

of something peaceful, like...

kitten and a baby bear

making out.

-That may--

-Doesn't help.

Didn't help?

Unreal.

It's fine.

I'm used to it, really.

What were you in rehab for?

Pills.

-Oxys, mostly.

-Oh.

So, you like to get low.

I feel you.

I don't do drugs.

People think that's lame...

but f*** them, you know.

Are you okay?

I'm not--

I'm not helping?

Do you want a blowj*b?

Like right now?

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Yeah, you seem very tense--

-No.

And I think

it could really help with

-whatever it is

you're going through.

-Stop.

I won't ask. I just--

I'll just blow you.

I like sucking dick.

It's not--

It wouldn't be a burden.

Are you f***ing with me?

No, I'm not

f***ing with you.

It's not like we're related

or anything, dude.

-Calm down. Here, just--

-Jesus-f***ing-Christ!

Just, no, okay?

Fine. I couldn't find

your dick anyway, a**hole.

Sorry, that was mean.

And you're probably a virgin,

and you're 16.

Poor boy.

I'm 18.

And you refused

a blowj*b from me?

Like, I know you're shy, but...

Oh, you're gay!

-I'm not gay!

Hey, there's nothing wrong

with being gay.

I just don't want a blowj*b

from my future step-sister.

What is so hard

to understand about that?

F***! Leave me alone!

Okay.

Whatever!

I mean,

he's literally fat as f***.

No f***ing way.

That sucks.

He's also a weird

drug addict and very gay.

You know, if you have

a gay brother,

you get to jack off

to the same porn.

How do you know he's gay?

'Cause I tried to suck his dick

and he turned me down.

That's so f***ed up.

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