Flower Page #2

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-That he's a big boy.

'Cause I knew

you'd be a f***ing c*nt.

Junkies are

supposed to be skinny.

Shut up.

Just get your sh*t together.

Hi, guys!

-Hi!

Oh, there he is,

there he is!

Hey, gang.

Erica, can you scoot over?

Erica, please?

-All right. Hey, bud.

Take a seat, Luke.

-Plenty of room. Don't be shy.

You wanna

take that jacket off?

There you go.

Okay...

You okay?

Squeeze in there,

I don't want to get your jacket.

You got to really

squeeze yourself in there.

There we go.

Here we are.

Everybody in?

So nice to meet you finally.

It's really nice

to meet you, Laurie.

Oh, so polite.

So, any special

music requests for DJ Sherm?

-We got some hard rock,

some soft rock.

-You're so funny.

Country...

How about...

Yeah, let's try that.

-Okay.

-That's pretty good.

Here we go.

I love this.

It has a cool...

little rhythm here.

DJ Sherm?

Yes, ma'am.

This music sucks ass.

Is that a good thing?

No.

Yes!

Fair enough.

We'll find something else.

Oh, my God,

it looks so...

A real sophie's choice.

Well, what are you

in the mood for, honey?

Something hot or cold?

Let's start there.

This is, uh,

on the pricey side.

I don't need all these sides.

-We could split apps.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not that.

So, Erica, you must be

psyched to have an

older brother type in the house

that can turn you on to music

and movies and comic books,

and things like that.

Mm,

totally psyched.

I get to have a complete

stranger living in my home.

-No offense, buddy.

Well, everybody is a

stranger until you

get to know them.

-That's true.

-I mean, just look at you guys.

You hardly

knew each other.

Now, you're like...

-We're best buds.

-Thick as thieves.

Put it up.

-Hi. You guys

ready to order?

Hi. This is the

guest of honor, right here.

Order anything you want

on the menu.

-Uh, not exactly.

-Yes, let him. Just let him.

The doctor has him

on a special diet,

so no processed sugar

or gluten or carbs

or red meat.

And dairy is discouraged.

-But, other than that,

anything you want, cowboy!

-Yes.

Besides that, anything else.

There's a lot of options.

Maybe we could grab some twigs

from that tree outside.

-Ow.

I'll--

I'll just order last.

-Sure, yeah take a second.

-Sure.

-I'll start things off.

-Thank you so much.

Yeah, I was thinking

about the hors d'oeuvres.

You know what's really looking

good to me is the salad.

Oh, yes.

Well, two salad bars

for me and my lady.

Then we can make

our own choices.

-That sounds nice.

Right. Right.

So cute.

I'm gonna look like a girl.

You also

want the salad bar?

I don't want

the salad bar at all.

I want the buffalo wing blasters

with extra butter, bacon, mash,

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