Fixed

Synopsis: Allan is a married father of three whose sex life takes another hit when his wife can no longer take the pill. He soon finds himself with an appointment for a vasectomy and a nagging identity crisis. Although he is by all reasonable accounts a good, responsible man, the thought of getting "fixed" drives him to lose himself to an action-packed midlife crisis along with his best friends. Allan will refuse to grow up anymore.
Genre: Comedy
 
IMDB:
4.6
TV-MA
Year:
2017
92 min
84 Views


NON-SEXUALLY.

UH, SO, STILL NO SEX.

IT'S NOT ALL ABOU THE GODDAMN SEX, ALLAN.

WELL, I THOUGHT THAT'S WHY...

ISN'T THAT WHY WE'RE HERE?

I MEAN, ONE OF THE REASONS

WHY WE'RE HERE?

I THINK WHAT YOU'RE HERE

FOR IS A JOURNEY

THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE

GOING THROUGH.

IT'S VERY IMPERATIVE THAT YOU

OPEN THE COMMUNICATION CHANNELS.

EXACTLY. COMMUNICATION.

SO I'M GOING TO RECOMMEND

12 SESSIONS TO START WITH.

- OKAY.

- SAME TIME NEXT WEEK?

- YEAH.

- YES. WHAT WAS YOUR RATE AGAIN?

YOU MENTIONED THE SEX,

DIDN'T YOU?

I TOLD YOU NO TO MENTION THE SEX!

YOU BROUGH THIS SH*T ON YOURSELF.

IT'S $300. 12 SESSIONS.

HOW MUCH IS THAT?

IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.

DON'T LIKE TO HIM! HE'S NOT GONNA BE FINE.

HE'S SCREWED!

- WE ALL ARE.

- NO, I'LL BE FINE.

I'LL BE FINE. AS LONG AS SHE

DOESN'T MENTION THE MINIVAN AGAIN.

LISTEN UP. ALL RIGHT, REMEMBER THA WOMAN WHO YOU THOUGHT GOT YOU,

WHO YOU DESIRED, WHO DID

ALL THAT WONDERFUL SHI THAT MADE YOU SQUEAL IN BED,

REMEMBER HER?

OH, MY GOD,

HERE WE GO WITH THIS.

THAT WOMAN VANISHED

THE SECOND KIDS:

ENTERED THE PICTURE. POOF!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

SHE'S RIGHT.

I MEAN, IF ANYTHING,

FOR THE KIDS.

I MEAN, YOU AND I,

WE'RE GROWN-UPS,

- BUT THEY, LIKE...

- [PHIL] KIDS, KIDS, KIDS, KIDS, KIDS.

THAT'S ALL THEY CARE ABOUT,

IS KIDS.

AND WE'RE LEFT TO DO WHAT?

OPEN JARS,

WARM BEDS,

MEANINGLESS SH*T LIKE THAT.

THEY DON'T NEED US!

AND THEY KNOW IT!

- NOBODY CARES ABOUT US.

- AH!

[PHIL]

THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT US!

[JASON]

LOOK, YOU'RE JUST BLOWING THIS

OUT OF PROPORTION RIGHT NOW.

HE'S GOING THROUGH

A DRY SPELL...

ON TOP OF A ROUGH PATCH.

FOLLOWED BY THE DRY SPO AFTER THAT,

AND THE ONE AFTER THAT,

OH, AND LET'S NOT FORGET ABOU THE ONE AFTER THAT.

- THERE'S MORE?

- OH, THERE'S A LOT MORE.

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