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NATHAN KICKED TWO

OF HIS FRIENDS TODAY.

[JASON] THERE'S MORE THAN

A FEW DRY SPOTS, YES.

I'M NOT GONNA LIE.

AND THE KIDS, MAN, THE KIDS.

DO THEY EVEN LIKE YOU?

I'M TELLING YOU,

THEY'RE LIKE DOGS, MAN.

THEY CAN SNIFF THIS SH*T OUT.

THEY CAN LITERALLY SENSE

THE SELF-RESPEC LEAVING YOUR BODY.

[JASON]

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

DON'T LISTEN TO THA BECAUSE KIDS

DON'T RESPECT ANYBODY, OKAY?

HE IS RIGHT ABOU THE DOGS, THOUGH,

THAT'S SUPER CREEPY.

[KIDS CLAMORING]

- ALL RIGHT.

- [ENGINE STALLING]

WE HAVE TO GET THIS FIXED.

WE HAVE TO CALL HIM AGAIN.

THIS IS GETTING OU OF CONTROL.

[KIDS YELLING]

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.

THAT'S IT. GET IT OUT.

OH, SHUT UP!

- WAIT, SAY WHAT?

- WHAT'D YOU SAY?

- [ENGINE STARTS]

- NOTHING, NOTHING.

WE'RE ALL GOOD. WE'RE GOOD.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

HOW DIFFICULT IT IS

TO FIND A WOMAN LIKE MARIA?

AND I LOVE HER.

AND THE LITTLE F***ERS.

YEAH, YEAH,

THEY TEST ME, OKAY?

BUT I LOVE 'EM.

AND I'M GONNA

HAVE SEX WITH MARIA AGAIN,

EVEN IF IT COSTS ME $300

TIMES 12 SESSIONS, SO BE IT.

YES. SPOKEN LIKE A REAL MAN.

THANK YOU.

I GUESS IT COULD BE WORSE.

I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S ASKING

YOU FOR A VASECTOMY, RIGHT?

[LAUGHS]

UGH.

- [CAR HONKS]

- OOH. ALL RIGHT, SORRY, HONEY.

- JUST ONE SECOND, ONE SECOND.

- [PHIL] AND THIS HAS BEEN

"SPORTS AND TALK"

FOR THIS WEEK.

NEXT WEEK, SPORTS, I HOPE.

I CAN DO THIS.

IT'S JUST LIFE.

WELL, THEY'RE DOWN.

UGH. FINALLY, RIGHT?

NATHAN IS, LIKE,

SUPER STRONG.

LIKE SUPERHERO SUPER STRONG.

HE WILL GROW OUT OF IT.

TYLER WAS THE SAME WAY.

TYLER WAS NEVER THAT STRONG.

I MEAN, I KNOW GROWN MEN

WHO ARE NOT THAT STRONG.

- AH. THIS WILL HELP.

- MM-HMM.

[LAUGHS]

MM-HMM.

YEAH, THAT'S BETTER.

WE CAN DO THIS, RIGHT?

THE THERAPY?

I DON'T KNOW.

CAN YOU KEEP:

YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT SEX

FOR, LIKE, TWO SECONDS?

YES, I THINK I CAN.

I MEAN, WE HAVE THREE KIDS.

WHAT'S A LITTLE THERAPY?

PIECE OF CAKE.

- YOU'RE RIGHT.

- YEAH.

WE'RE PROFESSIONALS

AT THIS LIFE THING.

- DON'T YOU THINK?

- MM-HMM.

ALTHOUGH, I WILL SAY,

I THINK 12 SESSIONS IS...

NOT JUST A LITTLE THERAPY.

IT DOES SEEM A BIT EXCESSIVE.

I MEAN, DO WE REALLY NEED A THERAPIS TO TELL US TO GO ON A DATE NIGHT?

NO! GOD, I MEAN, WHY HAVEN' WE BEEN DOING THIS MORE ANYWAY?

I'M NOT SURE.

- MM.

- HUH.

I'M SURE AFTER TWO,

THREE SESSIONS,

- SHE'LL GIVE US THE ALL CLEAR.

- YEAH, THREE'S PERFECT.

ONE FOR EACH KID.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO

WITH 12 ANYWAY?

MAYBE SHE'S SAVING UP FOR THAT RESTING

B*TCH FACE REMOVAL OPERATION.

[BOTH LAUGH]

I MEAN,

WE COULD TAKE THAT MONEY,

WE COULD USE IT TO FIX YOUR CAR,

YOU KNOW? OR...

- PUT A DOWN PAYMENT ON A...

- OH, YEAH.

THAT'S... I WOULD LOVE TO

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