First Kid

Synopsis: Luke Davenport is the thirteen-year-old son of Paul Davenport, the President of the United States, and first lady Linda Davenport. Ill tempered Agent Woods is the secret service agent in charge of Luke. Woods is fired after mistreating Luke in front of the press. Woods is then replaced by former boxer Sam Simms, who won a boxing title in 1977. Sam is eager to take the job - even though no one else wants it. Everyone thinks that Luke is just a brat when the only thing Luke wants is to just fit in and be like every other kid at his school, the Georgetown Academy. Sam almost gets fired when Luke gets decked at school by school bully Rob MacArthur. This is when Sam decides to use his boxing expertise to teach Luke how to fight. Luke has his eyes on class-mate Katie Warren, but so does Rob. Katie agrees to go with Luke to an upcoming school dance, so Sam teaches Luke how to dance. Rob is also at the dance, but this time when Rob tries to deck Luke, Luke turns the tables and decks Rob. Sam i
Genre: Comedy, Family
Director(s): David Mickey Evans
Production: Caravan Pictures
  1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
101 min

Come on, sir,

I'm just joking.

You're always just joking...

and jokers don't

protect the president.

They stay in the field.

That's not fair, sir.

You know when it comes

to my job I'm serious.

I'm out there,

taking care of business.

I've proven myself.

I know you have, Sammy,

but it's not about that.

It's about

the little things.

The doughnuts,

the fake dog poop

at the inaugural.

- Not funny, sir.

- That was not funny.

The right attitude!

From now on,

if I could get crown,

I have

the right attitude, OK?

I'll buy more little

brown ugly clip-on ties.

I will do

whatever it takes.

I'm going by the book

from now on.

They'll call me

Sammy "by the book" Simms.

Sir, here's that

explosive coffee,

2 sugars.

Package is

approaching the mall, sir,

and it has arrived.

OK, caravan's here.

Get out there.

Yes, sir.

Leave the doughnuts!

OK, sir.

Put the bear claw back.

Thank you very much.

Mom, look at

all these cameras!

I'm not going in there.

Of course you are.

We do this every year.

I'm not going in there.

Do you want me

to call your father?

Why not? At least

I'd get to talk to him.

Look, I know this is hard,

but you are going

to get out of the car

and when you do,

you are going

to be the happiest kid

that ever went

back-to-school shopping.

OK, sweetheart?

OK. All right.

That's great. Come on.

Open the door.

Mom, can I try

one of these?

No. We have

a schedule to keep.

We were late leaving,


Mom, it'll just

take a minute.

Be a good boy. Don't

embarrass your mommy.


Dead people wear this stuff.

Did you hear that?

Kids don't like dress clothes.

What can I say?

Mom, I said I didn't

want to shop here.


Big smile now.

Get rid of the cameras.

Let's go.

What are you doing?

Why do we have

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