First Kid Page #2

to shop here?

Because America shops here.

Your father runs America

so we shop here.

You don't shop here.

Never mind where I shop.

Would you help me

with this, please?

Mrs. Davenport,

how do you find time

to shop with

your busy schedule?

You heard your mother.

Put these on.

It's a balancing act

for all working mothers.

And when you get

right down to it,

that's what I am.

Get your butt in

the dressing room.

What are you doing?

You're hurting me!

What do you think

you're doing?

Don't ever touch him

that way again.

He wouldn't move.

You told me to put him

in the dressing--

that is not what I meant

and you know it.

Get in the dressing

room, please.

What?

I don't want him

guarding my son anymore.

You get me an agent

who can deal with a child.

You picking that up, Brian?

Unbelievable.

Thank you.

Simms! Simms!

You've been in

the service 5 years.

2 meritorious service awards.

Why is your earpiece

not in your ear?

Oh, sir, the high

frequencies bother me,

so I take it out

from time to time

just to relieve

the pressure.

It seems there's always

something with you, Simms.

"My bulletproof vest

causes chafing"?

It's a family thing, sir.

More like a rash.

"My photo I.D.

makes me look fat."

Sir, I've lost a lot

of weight since then.

I've been working out--

Sit down.

- It's--

- Shut up.

Listen, I understand

you did a good job

in the field today.

But even so,

you've got a file

full of borderline

regulation infractions,

which is why what

I'm about to do

is against my better judgment.

This afternoon you'll be

assigned a new detail.

Effective at 1700 hours,

you'll be full-time

in crown...

Yes!

As the personal agent

to the first kid...

No.

Code name "Prince", also

known as Luke Davenport.

I am so flattered,

you just don't know.

That's-- that's

a nice job.

It's just that I don't

want to be a baby-sitter.

I was thinking more about

guarding Eagle himself.

Wait. Does he think

I'm asking him?

This is not a request.

You wouldn't even be here

if it wasn't for

the D-sac here.

I'm gonna be

watching you, Simms,

and the second you screw up,

you're gonna be working

credit card fraud

in east Cleveland!

Do you hear me...

...or am I yelling at

too high a frequency?

No, sir. I've got

my earpiece in.

Get outta here.

Yes, sir.

I appreciate your

confidence in me, sir.

Don't say "sir".

Just go.

Yes--no.

And lose that tie!

Looks like you robbed

a dead clown.

Thanks, sir.

It's the first time

I got in trouble

before I did anything.

Hey, you wanted

to guard Eagle, right?

Now, this is the start.

You do a good job

with Prince

and this is

the admission ticket.

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