Fatal Flip Page #3

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We can't flip this house

without him.

Fine.

Does he have to stay here?

Well, he's working

for free.

I mean, the least

we can do is offer him

room and board.

Okay.

Okay?

When does your little

playmate get here?

Hi.

Hi.

I'm Alex Saunders.

I'm Nate Grant.

Wow. You're not exactly

what I expected.

And likewise.

Well, it's a pretty big job.

Think you can handle it?

Yeah. I've worked on

a lot of old places

like this.

I really enjoy it.

Looks like

you've even got

the original

banisters here, huh?

Come in.

In the modern age

of football, you--

The modern age?

I don't think so.

Could we please talk

about anything else?

I don't know

anything about--

- Hey.

- Are you thirsty?

You bet I am.

Thanks, babe.

Oh, I'm sorry, Nate.

There's more water

in the kitchen.

You look tough.

You look sexy.

Yeah. You like

my .44 Magnum?

I do.

Hey.

Hey.

Really appreciate everything

you're doing, man.

No sweat. This stuff is fun

for me, believe it or not.

Yeah, well,

you're saving us.

Aw, you're a natural.

You guys got this.

We have no choice.

Well, how long

has it been?

How long you been doing

this kind of work?

Pretty much

since I was a kid.

Yeah?

Did you ever do

any fix and flipping

on your own?

Yeah, I dabbled in it.

It's hard work.

All right, let's hit

the roofing aisle.

Okay, I got knee pads,

pry bar, sandpaper.

Hello?

Oh!

Oh, my God!

So I didn't find

your tape measure again,

but I did--

Ahh! Roslyn!

Alex.

This place

is really coming along.

Yeah, I know.

Where's Jeff?

He's on the roof.

We have to replace

the whole thing almost.

Oh, this is Nate.

This is my friend

Roslyn.

She's helping us

stage the house.

Why don't you take one?

I bought it for Jeff, but...

- But Jeff's not here.

- Right.

Oh, thank you.

Well, I'd better

get back to work.

The circuit panel's

a real mess.

Be in the basement

if you need me.

And thank you for

the coffee break.

Any time.

- No.

- It's a sample.

Mm-mm. Okay, it's ugly.

I'm sorry.

I used all my contacts.

I am calling in

all of my favors.

When I'm finished

with this place,

it's gonna sell

in a heartbeat.

So, tell me about

the hot handyman.

Oh, my God. Can you

believe that guy?

And also

he absolutely hates

buttoning his shirts.

Oh...

No, but seriously,

he is a godsend.

I mean,

he does everything.

Carpentry, electric,

plumbing, roofing.

I don't know what we

would do without him.

We? Oh, good, good,

good, good.

You do remember

you have a boyfriend.

You know I love Jeff.

But, I mean,

it doesn't mean

that I can't enjoy the view

every now and then.

Well, especially if

the view looks like Nate. Ooh.

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