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F***ing Italians...

- Champagne's over!

- Hurray to our marriage!

I'll order another bottle.

The bar please.

A bottle of champagne. Room 113.

You like to watch? Then watch!

That's heaven...

Show me how you touch yourself.

That's the alibi, honey. Don't

worry and happy anniversary.

Turn around, get on your knees.

Many happy returns of the day, dear!

How many? I want way

many, Gianni, maaany!

One in front and one behind!

My God! An African dick in my arse!

SWITCHING PROGRAMMES

- 40-0.

- That's not fair.

- Why?

- Foul play.

- What have I done?

- Wrong suit!

That's regulation suit.

But if you wear it, it's deadly!

Adversaries get distracted.

Sorry, it's not my fault. 2-0.

I'll accept it only

if we play doubles!

Do you like the way I play?

I like your ass! If we play doubles

I'll always have it in front of my eyes!

But we wouldn't win any game!

On the other hand, I'd

have a permanent hard- on.

Silly! By the way, how

come Erica isn't here?

My wifey had a bellyache. She

went to the gynaecologists.

- How about your husband?

- You know he's always late!

It's mine!

Hello?

That sucks, Luigi, you said you

would! I see, the new programme.

You're on a meeting with whom?

Bruno, Erica's husband?

But who is it? Your husband?

Of course. If you really

can't, don't worry.

I'll have his wife take me.

Yes, I'm playing with her.

See you tonight, bye.

Problems?

Because my husband fucks

with a few sluts? No problem.

- She is playing tennis with you.

- I hope she won't beat me.

I hope your husband isn't screwing her!

''Candid Camera'' airs

on a different TV channel.

At least I don't have to pick

her up, she said you will.

I can't, I have told Bruno I

had to go to the gynaecologists.

Please, then. Mrs., make

yourself comfortable.

I'll visit you at once!

They're wet. There must be

something wrong with you.

- Let me see.

- Stop!

You still haven't told me if

I'll present the new program.

- Everything in due time.

- Exactly, now.

Bruno is the director,

I have to ask him.

Who decides, the network

manager or the director?

If the director does, I'll go

back to play the good wifey!

The director doesn't count.

I do, but a tryout is needed!

- I've had enough of playing.

- Me too.

Tennis, at least.

Tennis...

Looks like my husband is discussing

the new programme with you.

That's good to know!

If I'm on a meeting with

him, I can't harass his wife!

Come on, let's go change clothes.

Show me what you can do.

Turn around, get to the window.

Come back.

Kneel down...

Stick out the microphone.

Then? Am I any good?

You're a complete showgirl!

- Then I passed the test!

- Slow down... It's just the beginning!

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