Faithful Page #2

how much he fckin' hates her!

- What's your name?

- None of your business.

- You're afraid, aren't you?

- I'm not afraid of nothin'.

- No, you're afraid.

- Hey, Tony. My name's Tony.

It doesn't matter anyway,

'cause you're gonna be dead soon.

Okay.

Your name is Tony and you're

probably in the Mafia...

...and you're a hit man.

How common. Okay, okay.

You should've been faithful.

What the hell are you

talking about?

I've never done

anything in my life.

My husband's the one

that's been unfaithful, okay?

My busband's been cheating

on me for ten years.

- And you never did nothin'?

- No.

Well, I went to dinner with

a guy once.

- Now the truth comes out.

- No, I mean. Look, okay, I...

...I wanted to have an affair

with him, but I couldn't, okay?

I couldn't even kiss him.

My husband cheats for 10 years...

...I can't even do it once.

You're stupid.

Ten years he's been

doin' it to you...

...and you had a shot to do it

and didn't? Bad move.

Well, obviously you've

never been in love.

- I've been in love.

- What happened?

- It didn't work out.

- Why?

I had to kill her father.

Well, I can see

why it didn't work out.

- I was honest with her.

- Yeah, but were you faithful?

Kind of.

What do you mean, "Kind of"? mean,

either you are or you aren't.

I was faithful for six weeks.

- Six weeks?

- Yeah, to me that's a long time.

Wait a minute when I was married,

I was faithful for two years.

That's pretty good.

That's good.

Yeah.

I was faithful for two years.

Not counting blow jobs.

Well...

...I would get blowed by other

women. But blow jobs don't count.

Blow jobs like oral sex blow jobs

don't count?

Absolutely not.

Have you ever really been in love?

I mean, like, you know...

...the kind where you really

can't wait to see the person...

...and you get this warm feeling

when you think about them...

...and all that kind of stuff?

Have you ever...

- What?

- All right, never mind.

Did you and your husband

get married in church?

Yes.

I cannot understand how two

people get married before God...

...then one hires

someone to kill the other.

- Did you get married in church?

- Yeah.

And did you take an

oath before God?

Yeah.

All right, well, then let me

ask you something, okay?

When you were married, if your

wife met some guy on the street...

...and she blew him, that wouldn't

classify as cheating?

I mean, like... You just said

blow jobs don't count.

You're really hung up on this

blow lob thing, aren't you?

Are you comin' on to me, baby?

Are you?

Cause if you are, forget it.

I was paid good money to kill you.

- How much?

- A lot!

I can pay you a great

deal more money not to kill me.

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