Faces Page #3

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Ah, it closed! Hey, Freddie, let's do

one of our routines forJeannie, eh?

Come on.

Come on. Let's do it.

- Well, come on!

- [Laughs]

It wasn't funny then, buddy,

and a hundred years wouldn't change it.

Listen, Freddie, after what I saw on television,

I'm not ashamed of any of our routines.

- Now, come on. Come on.

- Come on. I do want to see it.

- Come on!

- All right! Let's do it.

- Come on, you crazy, shy son of a b*tch.

- Go ahead.

Up on your feet.

Come on.

Come on! Come on!

- She doesn't want to see it.

- Come on! I'll do that goddamn routine!

- No. To hell with ya.

- Come on! Hey, listen. Get this.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the great Siegfried!

- Yea! Yea!

- ## [Mimics Trumpet Flourish]

Bow! Bow, will ya! Bow!

Aw, come on, Dickie! Bow!

Oh, phooey!

Phooey, phooey, phooey!

He spoiled the whole goddamn act.

When the drumroll begins,

he's supposed to bow.

All right, you big chickens.

I'll do mine.

- Okay, you ready? Listen.

- I'm ready!

Neither one of you's

a communist, are you?

- Well, uh

- Oh, I don't care.

I made this up.

All right?

[With Russian Accent]

#There's a #

# Moscow theater

where the Reds love to go #

#To see Sonia the cutie

of the burleskovitch show #

#All the Commies love her stripping

to the very last man #

#They claim it's even better

than the Five-Year Plan #

#Take it off

Take it off #

# Da-da, da-da #

- #Take it off, take it off #

- ## [Freddie Vocalizing]

#Take it off

Take it off #

# But she didn't join the fun ##

- [All Laughing]

- [Freddie] Whee!

[Jeannie Sighing]

Oh! Oh! Oh!

- Come on, Dickie. Come on.

- What?

Now, listen. Get the picture.

- Stand up there.

- This is a fine

- This is a fine impression

we'll make with the lady, huh?

- Stand up there!

- "Stand up there."

- Listen. Get the picture.

- We

- Boy, this is ridiculous.

- Look, I'm gonna We're gonna do it

if my heart doesn't give out.

- All right.

Are you ready?

Now, get the picture.

Pinpoint spot.

[Makes Whooshing Sound]

- I got the picture. I got it.

- Got it?

- Achtung!

- Achtung!

- Right turn!

- Right turn!

- Right turn!

- [Yelling] Shoulders back!

- Back!

- [Yells]

- [Yells]

- [Yells]

[Grunting]

Cut.

[Laughs]

[Growling]

- Attention.

- Attenzione!

Ooh!

Ta-da!

And I'm supposed to act like

like it's all a big mistake.

- It's wonderful. You're wonderful.

- [Freddie] Ooh, Jeannie.

You're great.

And now

And now, if you'll excuse me...

I'm going into the boudoir to change

into something more comfortable.

Don't worry. You shall feel

many guilts but remain pure.

[Sighs]

Oh. My heart.

It's beating.

- I'm so excited.

- Sh*t!

Uh-huh.

What are we doin' on our knees?

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