Faa sai jai cheun baan Page #3

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Go buy me some chili

at Madame Vi's shop.

Madame Vi?

They should call her

Madame Pi (ghost) instead.

Don't talk nonsense like that!

If anyone says this sh*t again,

I'll kick your ass.

Tai. Let's see how brave you are.

If you can buy it,

I'll let you take the bike home.

Madame Vi?

Madame Vi!

Madame Vi?

F***! She grabbed my arm,

please help me!

She's a ghost!

Grandma! Please come here.

I'm so sorry, but I was washing

the dishes at the back.

Please, go back and rest.

I'll do the selling for you.

Please be careful, grandma.

Sh*t, what's that noise?

Hey, don't be scared.

She's not a ghost...

she's just sick.

So, what do you want?

Chili for 5 baht.

Rang... I've done all you asked,

so you'll have to let me

ride this bike home.

Madame Vi, I'll go home now.

What bargain?

You didn't buy it from that old hag.

You bought it from that

retarded queer friend of yours!

Yeah... that's right!

That's not true!

I'm not his friend!

I can swear to that, Rang.

Then you'll have to prove it!

You sure you can do it?

Enough, enough, that's a good sample.

Back off!

- I'll let you in my gang.

- Let's go!

Wait for me!

Please let me light it for you.

Don't choke!

Your turn!

Sh*t, Tai!

You're so clumsy!

Hey guys, have a look at this!

How come your pubes are so curly?

Did you use curlers?

Curlers my ass!

It's a special trait of my family.

I've seen my dad's and

it's curled just like this!

What so special about that?

Have a look at this then!

If you want to get it up,

I know just how to do it.

Let's go eat at Cherry's, it's on me.

Cherry!

Where were you?

Aren't you going to answer me!

So you're not going to answer?

I'm sorry.

Where's my booze?

So, where's my booze?

F***ing shitbag.

My only bottle and you broke it.

Shitbag!

Only that and you go into shock.

Go on then die! Die!

I've just arrived in my hometown.

Wanna have some fun?

Not yet.

I'm still looking for my old friends.

Don't worry, as soon as I

know anything I'll call.

Yes.

Yes, boss.

- How's Noi?

- Don't worry.

I'm taking good care of her,

just concentrate on the job.

There isn't much time.

Tai, don't call me again.

From now on I'll call you.

Don't call your wife anymore either.

Understand?

Sir. Get out and let's go

have a good time. Come on!

Oh! He moved to another

county years ago.

Hey, wanna have some fun sir?

His shop?

The shop's straight

down on the right,

then turn right again

at the red light.

It's the huge shop,

very easy to find.

So, wanna have some fun?

No thanks, sis.

Sir, wanna have some fun?

Cherry, there's a customer.

Get him.

Oh, my darling! How many

are there this time?

Hello, how are you darling?

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