Extortion Page #2

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I'll get insurance money.

Don't worry, man,

just bring it clean

and I'm not gonna charge

you a cleaning fee, okay?

So sit down, I'm gonna

show you how it works, okay?

Okay, very simple okay,

put the gear in drive.

And you're gonna put the

throttle control lever up

and that's it

you're ready to go.

- Okay.

- You got the life vests

right there, okay.

- And make sure if you got

kids put them on them.

- Okay.

And you got a full

tank of gas, be safe.

Now remember if you go swimming,

remember to drop

the anchor, okay?

'Cause when you come back you're

not gonna see

the boat again, okay.

Have a good trip.

You can steer it, here we go.

- Babe.

- Yeah?

Where did you find this thing?

Well they

didn't have any jet skis

but the good thing

is this is safer

and we're all together, right?

Wow.

Oh, I see how it is.

These guys think

they can take us huh?

What do you say we show

them what we can do?

- Buckle up.

- Do it.

Yeah, faster, daddy, faster.

Bet you Colin

never went this fast.

Kevin. Kevin!

- Yeah?

- Slow down.

Okay.

Babe, listen, I think

we should go back.

We can't even see

the land anymore.

- No.

- Yeah, we got two hours left,

come on.

I think it's gonna take

us a while to get back.

We should turn around.

All right, you know

what your mom is right.

- Let's turn this baby

around and we'll...

- Sorry.

Cruise around closer

to shore, okay?

- No.

- I know, buddy, I'm sorry.

I don't mean to

be a party pooper.

It's safer.

Island, island,

I wanna see the island.

Daddy, treasure island.

I don't think it's a good idea.

Mom, just for a minute,

can we see the island?

What do you say, mom?

It's not every day you get

to see a deserted island.

Why don't we just check it out?

And we'll go home

and have lunch after.

Yeah!

Mom, please, please, please?

Okay.

Yeah, full speed ahead!

Next stop treasure island!

Daddy, look, palm trees.

They're everywhere.

Awesome.

Come here your ears are red.

Dad you think

there's treasure here?

You never know.

You guys wanna take a

walk around the island?

I think I'm gonna sit down

and read for a little bit,

you guys go ahead.

All right.

Let's look

for a buried treasure.

All right, well, let's do it.

- Get out of here.

- Come on.

You boys have fun.

Let's do it,

come on,

let's find some treasure.

What do you think, huh?

Awesome.

Let's go see this thing.

Let's see if we can make

it all the way around.

Cool.

Whoa, a seashell.

Dad, look.

Wow, that's pretty cool.

Take a look inside,

see if anybody's home.

Hello, darlings.

Look, mom, we found

a cool seashell.

Ooh a conk shell,

it's good luck you know.

- Conk, can you say conk?

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