Exploring the Hills: The Making of 'The Hills Have Eyes 2' Page #2

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Peace ass sh*t boy!

Oh, right. I'm sorry. I forgot

I was dealing with Rambo resurrected.

You can Rambo resurrect my balls, b*tch.

You with the pinche puta.

What, you wanna die young, cabrn?

Huh? Huh?

I'll kill you right now.

Crank!

I killed somebody once.

It was easy.

That's why it's so dangerous.

I don't f***ing like that guy.

Well, I don't like being out here having

to put up with you, but I deal with it.

So deal with it.

Thanks.

Don't mind Crank.

He's just a cranky motherf***er.

They're so top secret,

they're invisible, huh?

You got that right.

Oh, leg's asleep.

- Dick's asleep!

- You wanna wake it up?

Nah, that's your daddy's job.

Hey, you two, cut the bullshit.

Off-load that crate. Put it in the tent!

Spitter, get me base.

National Guard Yankee Five Niner

calling Yuma Flats Base, over.

National Guard Yankee Five Niner

calling Yuma Flats Base, over.

Nothing, sir.

It's the hills.

Keep trying.

National Guard Yankee Five Niner

to Yuma Flats Base, over.

Hello.

- Private Crackhead.

- Sarge.

See if you can find Colonel Redding. He's

supposed to be the security over here.

See these cables?

They run into that old bunker over there.

Check it out.

Watch your step.

Yes, sir, Sergeant.

Private Mickey Mouse,

see if you can find some gas.

There's got to be some

cans around here somewhere.

Yes, Sergeant.

Napoleon!

Where the f*** are you going?

- I was just going to use the facilities.

- Are you f***ing kidding me?

You are in Mountain Assault training.

There are no Port-a-Potties in Kandahar.

You'll take your dumps behind the cactus

with the scorpions. Understand me?

- What do I use for t.p., sir?

- Use your f***ing hand.

Yes, Sarge.

Yo!

Colonel Redding?

Sh*t!

Stupid bats!

No gas, sir, but I found this.

Satellite phone. Must have been

how they contacted base.

- I don't think it's working.

- Damn, somebody's got a temper.

Oh, mine's all buttoned up, Sarge.

Nobody's home.

- Whose radio is that?

- Must be one of theirs.

Wilson. Han.

Are you there?

Hello.

Who the f*** is this?

This is Sergeant Jeffrey Millstone

of the U.S. National Guard.

Who is this,

and what's your position?

I need help.

Are you in distress?

F***. Spitter, what's the range

on these things?

Couple miles.

Line of sight.

Sarge!

Looks like a signal mirror.

It's got to be him.

We're on a search and rescue mission.

- That's right we are!

- Shut the f*** up!

I said search and rescue,

not f***ing spring break.

I want you back here with weapons

and gear for a climbing assault in five.

- Yes, sir.

- Yes, sir, Sarge.

Do you think it's a good idea going up

there without contacting headquarters?

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