Everything Is Fine Page #3

Shut up!

C'mon, grab your cans.

I was wondering...

Do you think cyclops

have just one nut?

Are you shitting me?

Maybe.

Christ!

Ah...

Goddamn idiot!

What's the idea?

There's a guy who buys them.

He...

He resells them.

- Scumbag!

- Stop!

I think I broke my ankle.

Would you give me a sip please?

Don't feel like it.

OK.

Hello.

Hi.

What's her name?

Lindsay.

Hello, Lindsay.

- By the way,

next time you want to buy beer,

be more subtle.

There are cameras.

I made an exception for the funeral.

- Fine.

Want a club card?

I stamp it each time.

The tenth coffee...

- No, I don't want it, thanks.

Why not?

I dunno, I just don't.

A free coffee.

That's great, but no thanks.

- It's free. Just take it.

What's your problem?

Just put it in your pocket.

What a loser.

- First time a guy invites me

on a picnic.

Cool.

Sure you've come here before?

Sure.

But I wasn't always driving, so...

We passed here before.

We have not.

You're lost.

No, it's here.

Oh, yeah.

It's right here.

We're there.

- What do you mean?

We have to walk a bit.

Mia?

What?

If you were a flower, what kind?

Cut it out.

C'mon, just answer.

I dunno.

An iris.

Cool.

If you were a gemstone?

- How do I know?

Next question.

There are lots more.

Who's your favorite movie hero?

Neo.

- In The Matrix?

- Yeah.

Nice. Good choice.

Your favorite hero in real life?

Hubert Reeves.

The dude who plays Superman?

- What a jerk.

- I'm joking.

Do you have a poster

of a movie star in your room?

If so, who?

I can feel Brad Pitt here.

Worse.

C'mon, spit it out. Who?

Bo Bice.

Who?

Bo Bice. From American Idol.

Did he win American Idol?

- No, he didn't win,

but he was on it.

- You chose the loser?

- Screw you!

The water's gross.

You're going to swim in it?

That's the idea.

Will you if it's warm?

No way.

What's he up to?

Ahem.

This isn't funny.

Josh!

Sh*t.

It's not funny!

F*** you!

- Come on.

- F*** you!

Hey...

Mia...

I didn't mean to scare you.

I do that in my bath.

Take me home.

Come on.

Take me home!

- OK, OK.

- F*** you!

We drove by here before.

You're just like Sasha.

You screw up, then apologize

and think everything's OK.

I didn't apologize.

You've a pretty visitor.

I'll see you in the morning.

Bye.

- Bye.

"Why?" Why does there

have to be a reason?

- People don't do things

without a reason.

Not serious things like that.

Serious.

Don't you think it's serious?

Four of your friends

killed themselves.

- Is it that important,

in the big scheme?

Stop looking like you pity me.

They didn't want pity.

Me neither.

- No?

- No.

They did something they chose to do.

Think what you like.

I don't judge them.

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