Ernest Goes to Jail Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1990
- 81 min
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- - I thought
I was gonna get promoted
to branch manager
this time last year.
What a laugh, huh?
Y-Yeah, but did you hear the one
about the 3-legged dog
That walked into the saloon and said,
"I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my
'paw"'?
Ah heh heh heh heh.
Ernest, this is fun.
I mean, you're pretty
good company.
I come from a long line
of bon vivants.
We're known for our charm, wit,
and sparkling dinner conversation,
know what I mean?
Ernest?
Ernest, are you all right?
I recommend the lobster.
Ah heh heh. Ah heh heh heh.
Sir.
Man:
There he is.Hey, warden,
we don't come to your house.
Open C-12.
Well, well, well.
If it isn't the infamous
Mr. Nash.
My sources tell me
that you and your guard dog
got in some trouble yesterday
down in the weight room.
Just mindin'
my own business, warden,
somethin' you might want
to try sometime.
Now, you can make things
easy on yourself,
or you can make 'em hard.
Its up to you.
You hear me, Nash?!
Yeah, I hear you, warden.
Now you hear me.
When you step out
of that cozy little office,
you're on my turf.
And if I were you,
If thats a threat,
its a weak one.
Your day's comin'
real soon, Nash...
and we both know it.
Man:
Close C-12.I've got to get out
of this place.
Chuck:
Ernest, you wouldn't believe
the new security system
we have for the van...
maximum protection
and minimum carnage...
Ernest, I...
Thanks, Chuck.
Thanks, Bobby.
I'm not finished talkin'
to you about this!
This is really neat!
Here, Rimshot.
Here, boy.
Thats a good boy.
How you been?
Miss your daddy?
Good boy.
Lets see what we got
in the mail.
All right!
Down you go.
Wow!
This is great!
I don't believe it!
Jury duty!
Look, Rimshot!
I've been chosen for jury duty!
This is great!
Chuck!
Bobby!
Chuck! Bobby!
Alley-oop.
Uh-oh.
I hate this minefield.
Its a miracle!
I'm so happy! I'm ecstatic!
Uh, uh, its a dream come true!
Chuck, Bobby, guess what!
Ernest, you're in the line
of fire! Move it!
Go! Pick 'em up, put 'em down!
Go! Go! Go!
I hate this part!
Ow!
I'm the luckiest guy
in the whole world.
They chose me.
Out of hundreds of thousands
of other people,
they chose me for
United States jury duty.
Isn't that great?
Yeah, great.
Bobby, soup's on!
I mean, the
opportunity to decide...
right or wrong, good or evil,
regular or unleaded,
to hold a man's life in the
palm of my hand and decide,
"Should I crush it...
or allow it to go free
like a bird
on the wings of time?"
Burn him.
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,
one of the most precious
guarantees in our Constitution
is that of a fair trial.
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