Ernest Goes to Jail Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1990
- 81 min
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I'll get that job.
Why, that man is putty
in my fingers.
I'm just toyin' with him now,
like a kitten with a June bug.
I was just thinking that, uh,
- Yeah, like a...
- Since you're not working tomorrow
together,
talk about the job,
maybe have dinner.
Dinner?
Did you say "dinner"...
like just the two of us
in the same town on the same
day in the same restaurant,
possibly at the same table?
Well, yes, but...
just as friends, right?
I mean just as friends. I mean, we'll
get together, we'll talk about the job.
I can give you
some, uh, insights
based upon my experience.
Experience.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I suggest you bring
your willpower, young woman.
Be forewarned... the
Worrell charm is merciless.
Oh, sure, Charlotte.
You just want to show me...
the ropes.
You just want to give me
a leg up to the bottom rung
of that little ladder
called "success."
Oh, yeah.
Come on, Rimshot.
We have to choose
just the right ensemble.
No.
Too formal for dinner.
Ah, the perfect choice...
European styling with
Charlotte has more
than a professional interest
in yours truly.
And who can blame her?
I've never understood
why I have such a profound
effect on women,
but why argue with success?
Yeah, I'm a man who has just
found his parking space
in the fast lane.
Who knows what lies ahead
for such a man?
Aah-aah-aah-aah!
Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah!
Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah!
Aah-aah-aah!
Ahhhhhh...
Wh-o-o-o-oa! Uh!
Well, there's my problem
right there.
Looks like this little wire's
got a little sh...
...hhhhhhhhhhhhh...
...ort in it.
Gosh! Not again.
Woman:
Oh!
Bonsoir.
Dinner for two?
Right.
I'll be your waiter
this evening.
You may call me Philippe.
I'll just give you a moment
to look over your menu.
I had a long talk
with Mr. Pendlesmythe today.
It took a lot of convincing,
but he agreed to accept
your application
for the clerk's job.
He did?
But the thing is...
y-you've got to be
more careful.
I just know I can win him over.
We'll have that little talk
around the old water cooler
about... team sports
and transmissions,
jock itch... things that just guys
talk about, know what I mean?
I'll have him eatin'
Right out of the palm of my hand.
I know that its hard, Ernest,
But Mr. Pendlesmythe can't stand mistakes.
And between you and I,
I don't think he can stand people, either.
Oh, thats okay.
I'm not like other people, know what I mean?
Frankly, Ernest,
I don't even know
why you want the job.
I mean, he's a horrible man
to work for.
you only have to see him
once a day.
Want to hear something
really funny?
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