
Ernest Goes to Jail
- PG
- Year:
- 1990
- 81 min
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(0.00 / 0 votes)not gonna give me a chance.
Ernest, you got to
believe in yourself.
Y-You've got to have
faith in the system.
You're right, Charlotte.
After all,
I am Ernest P. Worrell,
at his best,
and I know that
if I pay my taxes, bathe,
and floss regularly,
I will ascend the ladder
of success, hand over foot.
Ernest, do you think
Come on. Walk this way.
Come on.
Two minutes for me, man.
Man:
Attention to cellblock...
exercise time is over
in five minutes.
Today's your deadline, Eddie.
I want that money you owe me.
I'm sorry, Mr. Nash.
I just need a little more time.
Not good enough, Eddie.
Lyle...
See if you can help Eddie
with his attitude.
I'll get it for you.
I swear.
Oh, I know that, Eddie.
The question is when.
Tomorrow...
I'll get it for you tomorrow.
Today's your deadline.
I hate to encourage tardiness.
Please...
I'll get it for you tonight.
I swear.
See that you do, Eddie.
See that you do.
There.
All cleaned up.
That should pass
Mr. Pendlesmythe's inspection.
Right you are, Charlotte.
And Mr. Poodlesmurf is lucky
to have me on his team.
As a matter of fact,
one of these days,
I'm gonna walk into that office,
and I'm gonna say...
- "Oscar, babe..."
- What?
Uh, good morning,
Mr. Puddlesmoot...
Smiddlepit...
Smooglepoot...
Pendlesmythe, you idiot!
Uh, yes, sir.
Can't you get anything right?
Why are you
such a screw-up?
Ernest, you've got to be
more careful.
I know.
I'll never get to be a clerk.
I'll be lucky if they let me
stay on as a janitor,
know what I mean?
Hey, maybe I can help you
with that promotion.
All you need is a little
more self-confidence.
You're right, Charlotte.
I need to think more positive.
I need to think...
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