Enchanted Page #2

Edward:
♪Aaaaaaaah, true love's kiss ♪

(His face blanks. The troll stomps behind and passes right above him)

Troll:
♪ True love's kiss ♪

Edward:
Oh, you shall not prevail, foul troll. That maiden is mine!

(Back in Giselle's house, with her by the window.)

Pip:
Honey, do you really think your dream boy exists?

Giselle:
Oh, Pip. I know he's out there somewhere.

(The troll peeks into the window)

Animals:
Eye! Eye! Eye-Eye.

Giselle:
I... I what?

Troll:
I eat you now.

(Giselle yelps and the animals run off)

Pip:
Everybody, scatter!

(The troll tries to grab her)

Troll:
Gotcha. Huh?

(Giselle opens another window across the house and on a tree trunk. The troll pulls out her statue.)

Troll:
Hey! That's cheating! I supposed to eat you.

Pip:
(rough) Oh, no you don't, you big lug.

(Pip jumps on to the troll's head. The branch it and Giselle are holding on to bends and bows.)

Pip:
Wow, I got to lay off the nuts.

Troll:
Girl yummy.

(A sword punctures the branch.)

Edward:
Fear not, fair maiden. I am here.

Giselle:
(giggles in embarrassment, then slipping down the branch) Whoa!

Pip:
Gotcha! (He catches his friend but is too weak to pull her up and they both slide to another branch.)

Troll:
Uh-oh.

(The troll is trebuched into the distance, complete with a lower-pitched Goofy holler.)

Giselle:
Oh! Pip! (She loses grip)

Pip:
Just hang on, honey. I'm going to...

(He's too late to save her, and she falls through the trees into Edward's arms. She gazes at him)

Giselle:
(lovestruck) Oh, my gosh. It's you.

Edward:
Yes, it's me. And you are?

Giselle:
Giselle.

Edward:
Oh! Giselle! We shall be married in the morning.

♪ You're the fairest maid I've ever met

♪ You were made...

Giselle:
♪ To finish your duet

Both:
♪ And in years to come we'll reminisce

(Pip whistles to the animals, who follow the couple. The music flourishes.)

Edward:
♪ How we came to love

Giselle:
♪ And grew and grew love

Both:
♪ Since first we knew love

♪ Through true love's kiiiiiiiss ♪

(Watched by the forest animals, Giselle and Edward ride off into the sunset. Dark-haired, aloof Queen Narissa watches in infuriation at them in a floating crystal ball)

Narissa:
Oh, so this is the little forest rat who thinks she can steal my throne.

NEVEEEEEEER!!!

(The queen conjures up a huge column of flames. In the midst of it is an enormous roaring dragon.)

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(Wedding bells ring at the fairytale castle. Nathaniel hurries towards a horse-drawn carriage, which pulls up outside the castle. Giselle comes out of it, wearing a stunning and extremely poofy wedding dress.)

Giselle:
Oh! Excuse me. I am so sorry. Oh! Am I late? I do hope I'm not late.

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