Empire Records

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that I'll tell Corey how I feel about her.

I know what you're thinking,

but I really am.

I've been working here off and on

for five years, so...

I've got to tell her how I feel.

That I...

Love her.

How do I do that?

You say, "I love you."

You want written instructions?

If I find that kid, I swear I'll kill him.

- I'll tell her this morning.

- Good.

By noon. Definitely.

No. By noon or 1:00.

By 1:
37 exactly, Joe.

Good luck.

Thank you.

I remember the first time he sang it

on The Family Way.

I got so excited I almost choked

on a pretzel.

- Don't go in there.

- Why?

I got something to tell you. Both of you.

Come on, Lucas, pick up the phone.

Pick it up.

Come on, buckethead!

Hi, Joe.

- Does Joe know?

- Nope. Just act normal.

- What's up, Joe?

- What's new?

- How you doing?

- Damn!

I got green!

Let's see who goes first. I got a brown!

- Anybody got brown?

- Brown.

Orange.

Shit!

- What are you doing, man?

- Exercising my veto, man.

It's only 9:
00.

You sure you want to do that?

Listening to this crap

will make you sterile.

Maybe I want to be sterile.

What are you doing here?

Calculus. I hate it,

but my dad says I've got to get an A.

You're not on until this afternoon.

It's Rex Manning Day.

Rex Manning Day.

Oh, Rexy, you're so sexy.

Mark, could you please not sing?

You know what, Joe?

One of these days,

I'm going to show you little people.

On that day,

I'll jump out of my wheelchair and dance.

How about today?

Rex Manning Day.

- Where's the money?

- The money is gone.

Yeah, I know it's gone.

Where's it gone to?

Atlantic City.

Is it coming back from Atlantic City?

I don't think so.

What's it doing in Atlantic City?

Recirculating.

Are you pissed off?

Lucas, listen to me.

I told Mitchell Beck

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