Empire of the Ants

Synopsis: Sleazy scam artist Joan Collins tries to sell phony real estate deals down in the Florida everglades. What she and her unsuspecting buyers don't know is the area has been taken over by giant ants!
Director(s): Bert I. Gordon
Production: MGM
  2 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
89 min

So what? It's free, isn't it?

That's what velma and I like the most.

That's a long time to be with one company.

Not when you consider all the

benefits that can accrue...

Gifts, bonuses, retirement pension.

No wonder you're looking

into land investments.

I wouldn't say that I'm exactly

looking for investments.

Now, don't you worry.

Nobody is going to hustle

you into buying anything.

Dreamland Shores sells itself.


That's not what we came out here for.

Come on.

I must be crazy or something.

I just met you an hour ago

and here I am out in the

woods playing hot fingers.

Loosen up.

Let me go!

Look, I just got out of one married man.

Not with me.

It'll be one of the big

disappointments in my life.

Where you going?

Let go!

Come on.

You know what it's all about, baby.

Let me go, you son of a b*tch!

Relax, relax.

That's it.

I just want to get to know you, that's all.


We're gonna be good friends. Aah!


Ohh! Ohh!

Excuse me.

I was going to ask you if you'd

like to join the entertainment,

but I see you found your own.

Yeah, we were just looking around.

Yeah, we were just looking around.

If you're looking for the

party, it's right down there.

I'm not much for parties.

Besides, I want to talk to you.

It's Dan, isn't it?

What do you want to talk about?

Here. This place.

Dreamland shores.

Look, lady, I told you,

I'm just the boat driver.

I get you here and I get you back.

I don't sell the land, all right?

Exactly, so you shouldn't

care one way or another.

I don't. I don't give a damn.

You see, I want to open a small business.

Maybe an agency for domestic help.

But it's going to take all

the savings I've got,

so I've got to make certain

that I make the best investment possible.

I don't have any opinions about that.

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