Easy Money Page #2

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Monty, don't start with mother.

I'm not startin' nothin'.

It never ended.

And to think of who you could

have married. Pat Flannigan.

Do me a favor, will ya,

don't start throwing up the

guys she could've married.

He started out as a bricklayer.

Now he owns his own

construction company.

And what about Tom O'Rourke?

He started as a busboy.

Today he has his own restaurant.

Oh, yeah, I started out as a baby.

Today I'm a baby photographer.

I'll see you later.

And I'm sure you're gonna

talk about me when I'm gone.

Where do you live, in Vermont?

What took you so long?

Why do you let her mother get to you?

Forget about her, will ya?

She never wanted Rose

to marry me. Never.

She says I drink too much,

I smoke too much, I gamble.

She's right, but what am I gonna do?

I can't control myself.

I got no, uh, what's the word

I'm looking for, I got no...

Class.

Nah, we know I got class, no.

It's a certain word I'm looking' for.

What's the word for someone

who can't say "no"?

- Sonya.

- Not Sonya. No, not Sonya.

No, I got no...

Willpower! That's the word

I'm lookin' for.

Willpower, I got no willpower.

That's what it is.

Yeah, willpower.

Make a left on Elm. I got a quick shoot.

What shoot? You didn't say

anything about a shoot.

Leave me alone. I got enough

problems. Just take a left on Elm.

I got a quick shoot. I'll be quick.

You can help me, all right.

Oh, I can help you. Well, thanks.

You really think I got no class?

No, I don't think you got no class.

I'm gonna be sad. Mmmmm.

Very good, okay!

Now, I'm gonna be a monster.

Watch this, okay.

Now the big one. Okay, the big one.

Can you be happy?

That's a good one! Okay, be happy.

Okay, here we are. Smile pretty.

Beautiful! There we go, we got it.

The other door. The other door!

- I got it, I got it.

- The other door!

- Get outta here.

- Oooh! Oh!

The cake, the cake!

- Watch out for the top.

- I'm watching, I'm watching.

It's not gonna slide

around in there, is it?

No, I got it wedged against a toilet.

This is just great.

My favorite system a lock.

And I got Monty in the truck

with a wedding cake.

I gotta pick up my mother,

take her to the beauty parlor.

- What's the tip?

- Big Boy in the fifth.

Forget it! The fifth goes off at 3:00.

- We goin' to the track?

- I can't go. I got a bar to run.

This here's a sure thing.

- It's forty to one.

- Hey!

- Wake up, we're closing up.

- I didn't finish my drink yet.

You're finished now. Get outta here.

Here's your dollar.

Come on, come on will ya.

We've got five minutes to post.

Hey! Get the hell out of there!

Slow down, will ya, slow down.

They're kids.

Nicky, take care of it.

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