Earthbound Page #3

And be a hero?

And be a hero?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Plus, on zalaxon

plus, on zalaxon

I'll be really strong

I'll be really strong

because of the gravity there

because of the gravity there

and that would be really cool.

Your battle is on earth, joe.

Every day that you survive

every day that you survive

is a further blow

is a further blow

to xalador's reign.

To xalador's reign.

Yes, I know.

But what if the rebellion

takes another hundred years.

Takes another hundred years.

I mean, xalador could just

I mean, xalador could just

keep cloning himself forever.

Keep cloning himself forever.

What if the rebels never

what if the rebels never

find a cure for sterilization?

Find a cure for sterilization?

I just really think

I just really think

that we need to just

that we need to just

consider the contingency.

Consider the contingency.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

Close contact with the humans

close contact with the humans

is extremely dangerous.

Is extremely dangerous.

Your mission

your mission

is to stay hidden and survive.

Is to stay hidden and survive.

Plus you need at least

plus you need at least

85% genetic compatibility

85% genetic compatibility

to reproduce.

To reproduce.

That's nearly one in a million

that's nearly one in a million

human females.

Human females.

It could be worse.

It could be worse.

It could be worse.

It could be worse.

It could be undetermined.

It could be undetermined.

The beacon will be lit

the beacon will be lit

soon enough and then

soon enough and then

you can return home a hero.

You can return home a hero.

Okay.

Okay.

Was there anything else?

Yes, quick memory diagnostic.

Does this key open anything?

Does this key open anything?

I have no relevant data.

I have no relevant data.

Just checking is all.

Just checking is all.

Then you should

then you should

power down and limit

power down and limit

the risk of detection.

The risk of detection.

Okay.

Okay.

May the gods keep you safe,

may the gods keep you safe,

my son.

My son.

Oh, and happy birthday.

Oh, and happy birthday.

Thank you.

Thank you.

oh, don't worry, ham.

Oh, don't worry, ham.

We'll get to go home some day.

We'll get to go home some day.

You're late.

Sorry dave.

My car broke down 'cause of

my car broke down 'cause of

the cold and everything.

The cold and everything.

Oh, that's terrible.

Oh, that's terrible.

Would you like to see

my impression of someone

who cares?

Who cares?

It's not very good.

I should be back before closing.

You're leaving?

You're leaving?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Remember, no credit, no cheques.

Remember, no credit, no cheques.

If mr. fealon calls,

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