E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial Page #3

Gertie, help me! Help me!

Give it!

-Promise?

-Yes.

Do you promise?

What are you doing, Gert?

I'm going to play in Elliott's room.

Okay. Don't let him torture you.

I won't, Mary.

Hello?

Jerry!

Come on, come on. Hurry up.

Don't be pushy, pushy.

A plant for you.

Maybe he's some animal

that wasn't supposed to live.

Like those rabbits we saw that time.

Don't be lame.

Green, orange....

Could be a monkey or an orangutan.

A bald monkey?

Is he a pig? He sure eats like one.

You could make faces.

And make them mean and happy...

...and make them get sharp teeth.

We are here.

We're here.

Use this.

You could make all sorts of things.

Okay. We're here.

We are here.

Where are you from?

I don't like his feet.

They're only feet, you little twerp!

He's trying to tell us something.

Home.

Home.

Home.

What's he doing?

What's happening?

Elliott.

Oh, no.

Elliott, what is it?

I don't know. Something scary.

Got a pulse?

No, boss.

Hold it. We got it right here.

Follow him.

Okay.

You think it's this house?

Did you explain school to him?

How do you explain it

to higher intelligence?

Maybe he's not so smart.

Maybe he's a worker bee...

...who pushes buttons.

He's smart.

I hope we don't wake up on Mars...

...surrounded by millions of little squashy guys.

Hi, Elliott.

-Elliott, where's your goblin?

-Shut up.

Did he come back?

Did he?

Yeah, he came back.

But he's not a goblin. He's a spaceman.

As in extraterrestrial.

Where's he from? Uranus? Get it? Your anus?

-He doesn't get it.

-Get it? Your anus?

-He doesn't get it.

-You're so immature.

And you're a sine supremus.

-Zero charisma.

-Sine supremus.

Zero charisma.

Shut up, Greg!

Sine supremus.

Zero charisma!

You wimp.

Let's go.

Come on. Get in the car. We'll be late.

Okay, boys and girls...

...today we will be doing

the actual frog dissection...

...for which we've been preparing.

And you will find...

...many similarities.

As you get into the dissection...

...you will discover that the anatomy....

The scalpel is very sharp.

Use discretion when you are cutting.

There will be very little blood.

There may be a few body fluids.

TEACHER:

As we get started with the dissection...

...remember that the things

you are writing down....

Some of the things that you should

look for during the dissection...

...is to locate the heart

and notice that it is still beating.

I'm going to once more emphasize

the similarities...

...of those things which we see....

Similarities with human anatomy.

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