EXT. CREW VAN
ELDERLY MAN (MAYOR)
Oh, yah-sure, Freda, yah. She was the
oldest livin' Lutheran. Now she's
dead as a doornail. It's them damn
Shriners who ain't taken that Goddamn
sign down yet - those lazy sons-a-
down, you lazy sons-a-bitches!"
INT. GLADYS' VAN - DAY
EXT. NEIGHBORHOOD - DAY
shoots his water pistol.
...Today's "To Do" list includes a
trip to the Mall of America. We need
outfits for the "Physical Fitness"
Nothin' too showy!
Y'betcha, Iris. We still need a third
judge and we need to think of a theme.
Servettes react with pleasure.
Gladys -- Gladys! Look out!
A CAR SWERVES.
(waving out window)
Hello, Father Donigan! Sidewalks,
Iris mimes drinking, "glug, glug."
It's not his fault. The communal wine
just proves too temptin' for some of
That's why we Lutherans use grape
Koolaid for the blood of Christ.
there. Oh, no, that's just a compact.
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