Drive Angry 3d


Relax. We gonna

throw them muffins out, anyway.

If they're not gonna pay for them,

somebody's gonna have to pay the price.

I told you, you fat f*** son of a b*tch,

never touch me like that again.

-Let go of my balls.

-Shut up.

Muffins are on me. I quit.

Put some honey butter on them muffins.

They'll taste an awful lot better that way.

Sucking on my titties

like you wanted me, calling me all the time

Like Blondie, check out my Chrissy behind

It's fine all of the time

What else is in the teaches

of Peaches, huh?


F*** the pain away

F*** the pain away

F*** the pain away

F*** the pain away

F*** the pain away

F*** the pain away

F*** the pain away

F*** the pain away

Oh! Motherfuck!

Now, that's not so bad.

I can fix that if you'd like.

I would. Thank you.

If you give me a lift.

I'm only going as far as Blackfoot Falls.

The truck stop there.

I'd be much obliged.

Thank you.

Just so you know,

I don't pick up hitchhikers.

I didn't have my thumb out.

Need some help there?

You, fat f***. Come here.

What'd you call me?

What did you just call me?

I called you "fat f***."

And we had better leave it at that.

Unless you'd prefer I call you

"dead fat f***."


I'm looking for someone.

Maybe 40 or so, 6'1",

probably looked out of place.


He was here earlier. Traveling light.

-Likely on foot.

-Who are you?

I'm The Accountant.

That supposed to mean something to me?

It will if I add you to the books.

And if you don't tell me what I want to know.

You had something to say?

He was here. Earlier.

-Where did he go?

-That way.

On foot.

I appreciate the ride.

You all right?

Yeah. I mean, I quit my job. Again.

But this time it's different 'cause...

I don't know, my man's out of work

and we just got engaged.

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Todd Farmer

Todd Farmer (born November 21, 1968) is an American writer and actor, having written the scripts for Jason X (2001), Messengers 2: The Scarecrow (2009), My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009), and Drive Angry (2011). more…

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