Dr. Dolittle: A Tinsel Town Tail AKA Dr. Dolittle: Million Dollar Mutts Page #2

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Why not?. What's wrong with her?.

Come over tomorrow night around

bath time and you can see for yourself.

Wait, but you're a cat.

You're not supposed to bathe a cat.

Exactly. We self-groom.

I mean, hasn't she ever wondered

what we're doing when we do this?.

If she wants to bathe anyone,

she should start by bathing herself.

Talk about old-Iady smell.

Gag me with a fur ball.

Excuse me. What's going on here?.

Oh, that nice young Iady

is helping my kitty down from that tree.

What?.

Hey. She can't be up there.

You can't be up there.

Come down now.

Look at that.

It's almost Iike

they're having a conversation.

Thanks.

Come on, come on, come on.

Okay, well, if she agrees

to never bathe you again--

And start bathing herself.

--and to start bathing herself,

will you come down?.

It's okay. That is over.

Thank you so much.

I missed you so much.

This Iittle kitty's nine Iives

are still intact...

...thanks to 1 7-year-old

Maya Dolittle...

...daughter of world-renowned

animal communicator Dr. John Dolittle.

Like her father, the younger Dolittle...

...actually talked the cat

down from the tree.

I guess you could say

the cat didn 't get her tongue.

I can't believe I made the news.

It is very exciting.

My MySpace page is going crazy.

You see,

this is what I wanna do with my Iife.

I didn't have to go through years

of school to help that cat down.

Yeah, I'm with you.

There's gotta be some way

I can start helping animals now.

Who could that be?.

Okay, so get this.

It's a reality show

about me doing a reality show.

So it's gonna be, Iike, twice as real.

I can't wait to read the script.

Excuse me. Can I help you?.

But what I'm really excited about

is my new perfume.

-Excuse me--

-Couldn't believe it.

It was so hard figuring out

what I wanted it to smell Iike.

Did you know that there are

dozens of different smells?.

-Can't believe it.

-Oh, my gosh. That's Tiffany Monaco.

Lucky, do you know who that is?.

That is the heiress' heiress.

Heiress' heiress?.

What's she heiress of?.

Of being an heiress.

Her mom was an heiress

who married an heir.

She's one of the hottest celebrities

out there.

I read her exclusive interview.

Her favorite color is pink.

-You're Maya, right?.

-Right.

Sweet. Let's motor.

Wait. What are you talking about?.

What am I talking about?.

-You are coming to L.A. with me.

-Los Angeles?. Why?.

Because I saw you on TV.

You are the girl

who can talk to animals, right?.

So you gotta come with me,

talk to Princess.

Who's Princess?.

Princess, you know, my Iittle dog.

She has been totally depressed Iately.

She wouldn't come with me

to San Fran for our spring shopping trip.

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