Don't Look Under the Bed Page #2

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GROW UP, JOANNE.

LOOK, I GOTTA GET TO

SWIMMING PRACTICE,

BUT I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

OK.

OH, ARE YOU TRYING OUT FOR

THE HIGH SCHOOL TEAM?

THEY'RE ALL OLDER THAN I AM.

OH, IT DOESN' MATTER IN SWIMMING,

THAT JUST MEANS YOU'RE

MORE STREAMLINE.

BYE.

BYE.

ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?

YEAH, I'M

TALKING TO YOU.

YOU CAN SEE ME?

WELL, YEAH.

STRANGE THINGS WERE

HAPPENING THAT DAY.

ALL OVER MIDDLEBURG.

SOMEONE PUT A LITTLE GELATIN

IN THE SCHOOL SWIMMING POOL.

HELP!

HANG ON! I'LL

GET YOU OUT.

NOW, GRAB ONTO THIS.

A COLONY OF BEES COLONIZED

THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.

( buzzing )

( screams )

SCHOOL BUSES DEVELOPED

UNEXPLAINED LEAKS.

AND THEN THERE WAS

THE GRAFFITI.

NOBODY KNEW WHO:

WAS RESPONSIBLE.

NOBODY KNEW WHO TO BLAME.

AW, YUK.

AW, NANOOK--

AAAHHHHHH!

FRANNY!

WHY'VE YOU ALWAYS GOT TO

BLAME ME FOR EVERYTHING?

IT'S CALLED

INDUCTIVE LOGIC.

LOOK, IF YOU WANT EVERYBODY

TO KNOW YOU SKIPPED A GRADE

WHY DON'T YOU JUS WEAR A SIGN?

BERT?

SHE'S THE ONE THAT STARTED IT.

NO ONE BLAMING ANYONE, BERT,

FOR ANYTHING.

OF COURSE NOT.

IT'S JUST THAT STUDIES OF

VARIOUS CULTURES SHOW

THAT PRANKS LIKE THESE

ARE USUALLY THE WORK

OF ADOLESCENTS.

YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER

WHEN I WAS FIFTEEN--

YOU ROLLED A YARD

WITH TOILET PAPER.

WE WERE JUS DISCUSSING WHETHER ANY

OF THE KIDS AT SCHOOL

ARE TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING.

YOU KNOW, LIKE SETTING

THE CLOCKS FORWARD,

OR PUTTING SOMETHING IN

THE WATER AT THE POOL.

WHAT HAPPENED TO

ALL THE GELATIN?

HUH?

I WAS GOING TO MAKE MY WIGGLY

FRUIT THING FOR DINNER TONIGHT.

WELL, I DIDN'T TAKE IT.

WELL, NO ONE'S SAYING

YOU DID, BERT.

WELL, IF IT'S NOT IN THE

CABINET, THEN SOMEBODY

HAD TO TAKE IT.

IT'S THE ONLY

LOGICAL CONCLUSION.

PARENTS ARE ALWAYS

READY TO BELIEVE YOU'VE

DONE SOMETHING BAD.

WHAT?

IT'S LIKE THEY NEVER

FORGET THEY HAD TO

CHANGE YOUR DIAPERS.

BUT, AT LEAST YOUR FRIENDS

HAVE MORE FAITH IN YOU.

HI, JO.

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?

JO LOVES BERT! YOU PROMISED!

JO, I DIDN'T DO THIS.

GET REAL, FRANCIS!

JO! JOANNE!

FORGET IT!

IF I THOUGHT IT WAS

STRANGE AT HOME,

SCHOOL WAS EVEN STRANGER.

[ School Bell Rings ]

I'm telling you, she's

the one who did it.

IS THERE SOMETHING

INTERESTING ABOUT MY LOCKER?

WHY IS YOURS THE ONLY

ONE WITHOUT A "B" ON IT?

MAYBE SHE'S THE

ONE WHO DID IT.

GROW UP, PEOPLE.

JUST BECAUSE THEY

SKIPPED MY LOCKER

IT DOESN'T MEAN I HAD

ANYTHING TO DO WITH--

See, it is her.

[ Bell Rings ]

[ Roars ]

HEY, DID YOU REALLY EGG

CREEPY KEPLER'S CAR?

WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY SAYS.

THEY SAID YOU DID

THE LOCKERS TOO.

I THINK THAT'S

REALLY COOL.

IT'S NOT COOL,

IT'S VANDALISM.

WHAT DOES "B" STAND FOR?

YOU KNOW, I DID NO PUT A "B" ON ALL

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