Don't Be a Menace to South Central

Synopsis: "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking your Juice in the Hood" is a parody of several U.S. films about being in the 'Hood', for instance "Boyz n the Hood", "South Central", "Menace II Society", "Higher Learning" and "Juice". We follow Ashtray as he returns to the place he grew up in and meet his father and his basket-case friends. Crazy stuff happens. For example, Ashtray is older than his father and his best friend Loc Dog's grandmother is a trigger-happy old lady who blames her eccentric-looking kid for not being tough enough.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Paris Barclay
Production: Miramax
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Rotten Tomatoes:
32%
R
Year:
1996
89 min
Website
4,119 Views


- What's up?

- You still a virgin?

Of course.

Well, there was this one dude

who rubbed up against my butt

one time, but I ain't like it.

Hey, man, I'm talkin'

about girls, man!

Oh! Girls? C'mon, Pops.

Now, you know I be gettin' mine.

- Mmm. I mean, you gettin' it,

or you gettin' it?

- I'm gettin' it.

- I didn't tell you about

that little honey dip?

- Uh-uh. What honey?

- Oh, Pop, I met the finest

little brown-skinned cutie...

down at

the corner market, man.

She had big breasts

and big legs. Ass was-- Pow!

- Ghetto booty! Yes.

- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

So, you know, I knew she liked me,

'cause we locked eyes.

- Mm-hmm.

- So I started to get into

my mack daddy Denzel mode.

You know? Yeah. So I start fixin' my

eyebrows, make sure they was straight.

Fix my hair, make sure

it was slick and greasy.

- Makin' sure my breath wasn't stinkin'.

- Hey, get to the fuckin' part!

- Oh. Okay. So anyway...

I went over to her house

one Sunday mornin'.

Her moms had

just gone to church.

And we had the place

all to ourself.

So you know, we got to kissin',

lickin', slobbin'.

You know, doin' the wild thing.

- When we got up there,

it was like heaven.

Better than

my wildest fantasies.

Well, apparently, her moms must have

forgot her purse or somethin',

- 'cause she came back home.

-I guess she could smell sex in the air.

I got a surprise for you.

- And that's when things

really got freaky.

- Come on.

-Before I knew it the door burst open...

-Huh?

and there was her mama!

Ohh! Hold him down, baby.

Let Mama have him.

- I grabbed my things and got out

of there the best way I could.

- [Girl Groans]

Yeah. Hmm. I sure do hope

you got her number.

- The girl?

- Hell, no. Her mama. She the freak.

Hey, hey. Pops, don't go up

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Shawn Wayans

Shawn Mathis Wayans (born January 19, 1971) is an American actor, DJ, producer, writer and comedian who starred in In Living Color, The Wayans Bros., and White Chicks. He is the brother of Keenen Ivory, Damon Sr., Marlon, Kim, Elvira, and Nadia Wayans. more…

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