Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood Page #2
Ya-Ya.
Ya-Ya!
Surprise, surprise. Mama's henchmen.
Connor! Come here and meet the Ya-Yas.
- You don't seem surprised.
- Of course not.
Whenever Mama can't handle something,
y'all swoop in.
I'm Connor McGill.
I'm pleased to meet you.
- I'm Caro. This is Teensy.
- Hello.
- And I am Necie.
- Necie.
- You're a very nice-looking young man.
- Thank you.
Of course I'm just talking about
looks here, but you look just fine.
Thank you. Please.
Now, before y'all start,
I have just one thing to say.
It's not gonna work.
Listen, petit bb...
...no one on earth understands better
than us how crazy your mama is.
We won't dispute that. She's mad
as a hatter. That won't change.
- Preaching to the choir.
- She's been like that.
Sidda, the very fact that your mama is
the way she is, if you really knew...
...it's nothing less
than a triumph of the will.
Did you say "will" or "pill"?
Don't take that tone. You want
to get all scrappy, deal with me.
That is just it!
I don't want to get "all scrappy."
I'm sick of fighting.
I'm sick to death of this "center
of the universe, holier than thou...
...nothing is ever enough,
'Oh, how I've suffered...
...fix me a drink, hand me a Nembutal,'
worn-out Scarlett O'Hara" thing!
- She's got her pegged all right.
- I am finished! Done!
That is gone with a D!
- Wait. Did Mama send you?
- Are you out of your mind?
She'd skin us alive
if she knew we were here.
We said we were going to a spa
with no alcohol.
Teensy joined the triple-A.
The point is, Sidda...
I'm starving.
We know when we're licked.
Let us take you to dinner. We'll get
on the first plane in the morning.
No questions asked.
Broadway!
I just can't get over it.
Your mama is so proud!
For God's sake, we said
we wouldn't talk about Vivi.
We took a solemn oath,
and there you go!
It was an accident.
Why don't somebody go to the bathroom?
That always makes the food come.
I'll go.
I need to call Connor anyway.
Wait, what is it?
I got it from a caddy at the club.
It's a "Roofie" or something.
- He said it'd knock her on her ass!
- No! Roofies!
That's the date rape drug! We can't!
She's a teetotaler
Then what?
We can't conk her on the head!
Give her half.
She's a Walker, she can take it!
Here she comes!
I had to taste it.
It's delish!
Didn't work.
The food, it didn't come.
It didn't, did it?
Guess not.
Well...
...here's to Mama.
Long may she rave.
Ya-Ya!
No!
No! What is wrong with you women?!
- Sleeping tiger. I'll make coffee.
I'll get the whip.
I have a play in rehearsal,
a fianc and a headache!
We flew you first class.
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