Dirty Tricks Page #2
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Things were looking up.
An Oxford education.
Tradition and the pursuit
of excellence.
The dreaming spires.
I'm sure I'd believed
in all that
in my time as a student here.
But as things were,
I'd ended up a slave
of English for foreigners,
a bucket shop of the worst sort
run by a diminutive
barrow boy who...
Well, see for yourself.
I hear Dennis and Karen Parsons
asked you to dinner.
Small world, isn't it'?
Well, I'm not sure
I like members of my staff
consorting with my accountant.
And his lovely wife, Karen.
You're late.
Not a thing to be
when your contract's
nearly up for renewal.
You owe me 7 exactly.
Why's that, Clive?
'Cause I pay you 6 an hour,
and you are
an hour and 'lo minutes late.
How did you get on with Karen'?
Isn't she a lovely girl'?
You know your trouble,
my friend'?
You haven't
marketed yourself properly.
These days an Oxford education
isn't worth the paper
it's printed on.
Cash is the bottom line.
See, look at me.
Look at what I've got.
And I'm a total yob, really.
[indistinct talking]
Morning.
Sorry I'm late.
Right.
I have recorded
a simple conversation
between me and a lady.
How you say --
with the big jugs, no'?
No, Massimo.
Am I not early, yes'?
No.
Sit down, please.
EDWARD:
Hello there.Can I get you anything?
WOMAN:
Yes.I will give you some money
so that you can buy me carrots.
EDWARD:
Give me 20.
WOMAN:
20 is too much.
EDWARD:
Why is it too much'?Please tell me.
- Karen.
- I had to come.
You have to go.
If Clive sees you here,
I'm fired.
Denny does Clive's books.
I have privileges.
We can't talk here.
You can say what you like
in front of this lot.
I teach them. None of them speak
a word of English.
Really'?
- Yeah. Just talk quickly.
We can't have an affair.
I love Denny.
Well, who said
anything about love'?
We can't have an affair.
I can't...
This is fun.
Can I really say
anything I like?
Apparently, yes.
Denny and I
don't have sex anymore.
And I want it.
I think about it all the time.
But I love Denny.
So, what's your problem?
Sorry.
I really like you
and everything.
I just can't.
So, uh, Garcia.
What did you think
that conversation was about?
But she says she don't want.
Although she do want.
Women always do want.
But she want dollar to shag him,
and he only offer her carrots.
Uh, yeah, yeah.
That's -- That's nearly there.
Let's -- Let's carry on,
shall we,
and see if -- if you were right.
But she got Dennis
to ask me 'round again.
I knew she would.
Karen and I understood perfectly
the complicated rules
of our relationship.
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