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...friendly thoughts?

I don't think about him that much.

But when you do...

...you don't think...

...unfriendly thoughts, do you?

So you would never want

to do anything that might...

...hurt...

...the President?

Never. No.

Because you see...

Excuse me, Mr. Haldeman.

It's your wife.

She says it's rather urgent.

Excuse me, ladies.

Hello, dear.

Just putting out a little fire here.

I can stop by the store

on the way home.

A dozen? The poppy kind.

I'll tell you the problem.

The dog doesn't like me.

Kennedy and Johnson had dogs

that liked them. That's the problem.

Mr. President, maybe you should

show the dog more affection.

Maybe I ought to fire you!

Come on, boy.

Looks away. Doesn't look at me.

What'd I do to him? Nothing.

You're supposed to love me, Checkers.

Shouldn't you call him

King Timahoe, sir?

Come here.

Where's he going?

No, I am not uptight.

When did you start

talking like that, anyway?

What's going on in here?

Mr. President, if I may.

Look how cute you are.

Come here.

It's the President.

I mean, all I asked for

was a simple bugging, all right?

I don't know how many times

we've done that.

And here they go and screw it up.

Hi, puppy. Nice puppy!

Nice puppy!

Have you paid them off yet?

CREEP has made up

a list of who to pay off...

...and Liddy's taking care of it now.

Are you the President's dog trainer?

I'm John Dean,

Chief White House Counsel.

That's too bad.

Oh, thank you!

That one lives in the Watergate.

They were there

the night of the break-in.

Do they know anything?

I love your ears.

Look at the ears!

Sir, I've met yams with more going

on upstairs than those two.

Now, Bob.

I remember when...

...when Julie...

...and what's her name, Tricia...

...were that age.

If it wasn't about makeup or

Frankie Avalon, they didn't give a hoot.

- You're the softest dog.

- What should I do with them?

I'll take care of it.

How're you doing, young ladies?

What are your names?

I'm Betsy and this is Arlene,

Mr. President.

Call me Dick.

Hi, Dick.

How old are you?

Fifteen.

We have an urgent communiqu

from Anderson Air Force Base.

What?

So cute.

Excuse me, I wasn't informed

that you are in the middle of...

What are you in the middle of?

One minute, Henry.

Young ladies...

...I've got a proposition for you.

How would you two

be interested in being...

...official White House dog walkers?

What do you think?

Really?

Jesus!

Who are these little girls?

I don't know, but it doesn't

look constitutional to me.

Thank you!

- Thank you so much.

- We're gonna walk you!

- I'm so happy.

- Thank you. I'm really excited!

Sure. Very good.

Mr. President, really,

we have to make a decision...

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