Dhoom: 3 Page #3

No, wait put me down.

Listen, let go.

You are...?

The girl you're looking for

Asian Goddess who sings and dances

like liquid electricity.

He won't believe me.

Please, one audition

5 minutes.

If my eyes move off you,

even for a second, you're out.

And no coming back.

Promise. I swear on my unborn children.

I'll pacify the lover who turns away.

Blow away all veils.

I will melt Raanjha's heart of stone.

Then they'll call me

the love-crazed one.

He's my eternal lover.

I am forever his.

Evening passes, the world sleeps.

And I wait for you.

I am the love-crazed one.

Feelings flow like a river.

I look for you in every lane

as evening falls.

Evening passes, the world sleeps.

Wearing saffron clothes,

I become a devotee.

My dark eyes will enchant you.

The love-crazed one.

Like the cool morning dew,

I steal the garden's scent.

I can turn into a roaring flood.

Or split a mountain.

I am the love-crazed one.

You are everywhere.

In every speck.

In every shining star above.

Evening passes, the world sleeps

5 minutes are done.

Now look away

I've been trying for ages.

Liar.

Swear on my unborn children

Asian goddess who sings and dances

like liquid electricity.

Isn't that name a bit too long?

Welcome to the Great

Indian Circus, Aliya.

- Kiki, you are fired.

- What? What have I done?

Two big robberies in a year.

Both times a message left in Hindi.

Both times a clown's face left smiling.

Both times he robs different branches

of the same bank.

Two suppositions. A:

This bank is easier to rob than the others.

B:
That he only wants to rob this bank.

He's good.

That's my boy.

Does this bank have any enemies?

People who hate it?

We're bankers. Everybody hates us.

All the lives you have wrecked,

people you've laid off...

we're going to need

to know about it all.

Until then we can only

hope and pray for one thing.

That we don't get robbed again.

No.

That you do get robbed again.

And soon.

You want him to rob us?

If you want to catch him.

What are you saying?

We make him rob again.

How?

We just ask him.

Really nicely.

Further on the Sunday news.

The clown thief who is laughing

all the way from the bank.

The Chicago police believe the thief

is an Asian. Leaves Hindi messages.

So they've asked the Indian police

to help.

Today we have with us India's

top cop, Mr. Jai Dixit.

What do you make of

our bank robber?

He's an amateur.

A "nausikhiya" in Hindi.

But he's managed to pull off

two daring heists.

Just got lucky.

Why?

I don't think he's a pro.

A clever thief doesn't leave

so many clues behind.

One thing is for sure. He runs fast.

My advice to him is...

Get the hell out of town!

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