Devil's Trail Page #2

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seem, they seem pretty affable, pretty nice, even on a gloomy October day. But I'll tell you right now, and you will find out

shortly in the program, when the sun goes down,

these woods became... these,

we can put a cut in there. These woods become very, very scary. I think that worked. I like that one.

- Yeah, I think it was, I think it was fine.

- Yeah, they can cut that slip up out. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine. Now, why are we discussing

urban legends on a nature show? Now it's important to remember that fear is your number one enemy out here. People tell stories about the woods because they're afraid of the unknown, and that is what gets you

into trouble out here. Now, you can't go into the

woods worrying about witches and goblins and demons. What you really have to

worry about is clean water, and-and fresh food. You can't let fear sink in. The moment you do, you start to panic. And panic is the number one

reason why people get lost and they die in the woods. So we're here to teach

you how to survive using, you know, just what's in front of you. How to survive, you know, a bear attack. How to get clean water,

how to get fresh food. This is why we're here, to

teach you how to survive. - So how much cash

money do you want to bet that you can hit anything

other than a tree with your slingshot? - I'm not placin' bets right now. - Well I mean, obviously,

when we get back, you're gonna pay. Uh... See, he'd be fine with

placing a bet, folks, if he thought he could win. - $500. - $500. I will bet you $500 I can hit

something with my slingshot. You gave me so much crap about that. - Okay, I'll tell you what. You make it $750, you got a deal. Sure. - Seven hundred and fitty dollas. That's what makes me holla. - You're on. All right.

- Let's do it. - All right, well then we'll shake hands. I don't like that--

- All right. - I bet you don't wash

'em, but I appreciate it. - Well, we all know you don't like to use toilet paper out here.

- Shh, shh, shh, shh. - Oh man... I'm-I'm getting the camera out. - Look. Just come on. One-one second. Oh my gosh. I just don't, I can't believe this. New Jersey's great. Wow. Um, ex Uh, sorry to bother you or

interrupt or whatever it is that you're doing. Um, we were just passing through, and couldn't help but notice... Whatever it is you're doing. We-we host a

nature survival show. I'm-I'm-I'm Hank, and

this is, this is Dallas. Um, and we are, uh, surviving in the woods for 21 days in the Pine Barrens. And uh, uh, w-why are you asking me, what are you, pardon the intrusion, but what are you guys doing here? - We're performing a ritual. Are you Wiccan? - I suppose you'd call us

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