Despicable Me 4 Page #2

NITO:
It's a luau!

We got pineapples and

coconuts and lukuleles!

- Oh ho, yeah.

- Yeah.

Hey!

Ya malatika tika, hee ha!

Oww oww oww ah ah ah!

Oww oww oww ah ah ah!

Ahem.

The soup of the day,

Shutting

madame and monsieur Off.

The Sonic Show were my idea.

Mmmmmm

Looks too good to even eet!

Am I right?

- But I made it for you.

- Oh.

Good soup! I love the combination

of gummy bears and eat!

I'm gonna hold it

in my mouth,

because it's so good

I don't want to swallow it.

So.

How was work?

Did you take that guy down?

Did anything explode?

Well, actually,

today Lucy and I

were invited to not work

at the LVA anymore.

Huh!

No!

You got Hired?

- Yes.

- What?

But don't worry,

I'm sure we'll get

new jobs real soon.

Even better ones.

What's better than being

super-cool secret Villians?

Oh, I know!

You could gamble online!

That's what Wedge's dad does!

Okay, we will definitely

look into that.

That's a good suggestion.

And let's not go over

to Wedge's house anymore.

Hmm.

Guys, shhhhhh.

I don't think you heard me right.

No, no, no, no, no, no, this does not mean

that we are going back to being villains.

- Oh.

- Oh.

Boring!

You weren't like this!

Okay, alright,

I get it.

My Dear Minions This new Villian wants to combine Human And Names

Guys This Is Very Bad

Ow!

but our life of crime is over!

Mel.

Mel, you're with me on this, right?

Look.

- Good...

- Yay!

- Boring!

- Boo!

- Good...

- Yay!

- Boring!

- Ohh!

- Good...

- Yay!

- Boring!

- Boo!

Minions no more boring!!

Boring!

Boring!

Guys!

Listen to me and read my lips!

Lissa me lippo, pomodoro la comquit!

What?

Wha...

What did I say?

"la comquit?"

Oh, okay,

pomodoro la kumquat.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Did you say no more crime?

I cannot accept this.

Don't take that tone with me!

We're not going back to villainy.

Uh.

No villainy?

Yes. And I don't want to hear

another word about it.

Look, if you guys

don't stop that right now,

there will be consequences!

Huh!

I can do whatever I want.

Hey.

Don't say anything

you're going to regret.

Oh. Listen to this.

I quit!

See you!

What?

You quit?

You're serious?

Come on.

Uh. Uh.

Bud-Buddy?

Dave!

Jerry!

Great news, guys...

you've been promoted.

You're in charge now, eh?

Not bad!

Yipa! Yipo!

Yippee!

- Aruba-ruba-ruba-ruba!

- Aruba-ruba-ruba-ruba!

Jeesh!

Silicon Valley

Huh!

Monsieur Pompous.

To what do we owe the presence

of the world's foremost gem expert?

The chief of police sent me.

He was concerned that during

the recent heist attempt,

The Dupont Diamond

was replaced with a phoneme.

Ooh la la.

You have been duped.

What?

We have?

Yes.

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