Despicable Me 2 Page #2
AGNES:
Ooh ooh! When’s the Fairy Princess
coming?
Gru stares down at Agnes’ big excited eyes. He opens his
mouth to tell her the truth, but can't do it.
GRU:
Any minute now!
Agnes squeals with excitement and runs off.
AGNES:
Yayyy!
Gru looks worried--what do I do now? He signals two minions.
GRU:
Stall them.
EXT:
BACKYARD - LATERA hand-painted piece of cardboard reading “THE MAGIC SHOW” is
placed on an easel. Agnes and all of the little kids sit in
a semicircle on the grass. Two minions dressed as magicians
are doing a magic act with Edith as their assistant. One
minion blows up a balloon and puts it in Edith’s mouth. Then
the other whips out a CHAINSAW and fires it up, heading
toward her.
Margo sees this and quickly intervenes.
MARGO:
Whoa! Whoa! Okay, okay, alright.
That’s enough of the magic show!
The minions don’t hide their disappointment.
MINIONS:
Awwww .
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Margo suddenly looks around as if she just heard something.
MARGO:
Wait, did you hear that? It
sounded like the twinkling sounds
AGNES:
(gasps)
It’s the fairy princess! She’s
coming!
Margo gasps and points up to the sky.
MARGO:
Look!
Edith spits out her magic balloon in horror and we follow it
up to reveal--
Gru. Dressed in a PUFFY PINK DRESS, fairy wings, glittery
eyelashes and tiara and magical wand.
Up on top of Gru’s house, the minions struggle to lower him
down on a rope. Edith’s balloon floats by and distracts
them.
They let go of the rope and Gru swings wildly, smashing into
the wall of the house and crashing to the ground.
GRU:
Aaaaaahh!
He stands up and tries to cover.
Agnes SIGHS HAPPILY, in awe of the fairy princess.
GRU (CONT’D)
(in falsetto)
It is I, Gru...zinkerbell! The
most magical fairy princess of all!
And I am here to wish Princess
Agnes a very happy birthday!
Gru sprinkles the girls with glitter and they continue to
stare, frozen. Then a LITTLE GIRL raises her hand and speaks
with a lisp.
LITTLE GIRL:
How come you’re tho fat?
Gru grits his teeth, then forces a smile and speaks with a
high-pitched, dreamy voice.
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GRU:
Because my house is made of candy
and sometimes I eat instead of
facing my problems.
The girl starts to ask another question.
LITTLE GIRL:
How come you have-
Gru cuts her off with a puff of fairy dust to the face. She
COUGHS.
GRU:
Okay! Time for cake!
As the kids run to the table, Agnes approaches Gru.
AGNES:
Thank you, Gru-zinkerbell. You're
Gru smiles.
GRU:
(in falsetto)
You are welcome, little girl.
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