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"And with their union,

a tender galaxy is born!"

- How do react?

- Just be yourself.

No. We want to know exactly.

Then do this.

Again, please.

"Smile as if saying

"You're too kind,"

"then look down.

As if saying, "Yes, that's me,"

"but I'm not a show-off."

We'll rehearse it at home.

I'll see to that.

Let's move on.

Let's go over the key points.

A toast for the parents.

Push-ups on knuckles.

Balloons. Gifts.

Are you okay with that?

Push-ups?

It's 4.44. The starters

are finished.

Your guests

Are growing restless.

Announce two contests -

for women and men.

First, a balloon blowing contest.

" Sell it as "fill them up all

with your best wishes."

The men go for it -

their balloons pop,

sell it as a salvo

for the happy couple!"

But... push-ups?

- They start doing push-ups...

- Who?

The men, of course.

You announce a

push-up contest?

Well... At this point,

Somehow, the men never

need to be asked.

How are you with poetry?

This time, it is a game.

All together now!

In rhyme!

You two would like to be, guess,

together for a lifetime?

Yes!

But tell me now:
At times of stress

Will you support each other.. 7.

Yes!

There's something I'd like

to know:
Do you adore each other?

Yes!

Then may you be together

forever and no less.

Yes!

That's much better.

So. At 5111...

The lighting of

the family hearth.

There's no real hearth,

of course. We'll use candles.

- Want to try?

- Of course.

the light is falling.

Everyone's in the mood

for poetry after push-ups.

Our ancestors had a tradition of

bringing fire to the newlyweds' home.

To cast light on their love

and the toil of their hands,

and bring happiness and

fulfillment to their lives.

Time to light the family hearth!

May the fire of love

burn forever and ever!

- Is anything wrong?

- No.

Next, the wedding gifts!

Are you sure

you're all right?

Yes. What time do we do it?

How do they react?

Two options.

Open or secret gifting.

When someone hands you money,

people can see how much they gave.

Guests who are worse off

might not like that.

We could ask them to leave

money under a doll's house.

"Laying the Foundation

for the family budget."

Dear guests! Time for everyone

to contribute to the family budget.

Inflation keeps on rising, so

we accept everything, even shares.

Banknotes - red, blue or yellow!

A shot of vodka to follow!"

But those who gave more might

get upset because their heroism

will remain unknown.

At least, with the first option,

I'll find out who loves me most.

But with the second option,

you won't lose friends.

But need to know now...

A dance, then?

Whatever happens in your life,

Hold on to each other tight,

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