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He just pushed it in.

Just glided it in.

Slowly,

just inside the post.

Oh, Lord,

you can't keep Georgie out.

Oh, boy. Boy.

Georgie. Georgie.

Best!

Get out!

I don't need you any more.

Mike?

Mike?

Mike?

- What are you doing up there?

- Well, is it okay to be up here?

- Manager never comes up here.

- Mmm. Good.

What is it?

Oh, it's just some birds up here,

nesting.

Really?

Here, this is for you.

- 10 bob?

- From that fat beauty.

- How was it? All right?

- I don't want the money.

Oh, come on, don't be so childish.

You keep it.

- I don't want it.

- You keep it.

- Sue, I don't want it.

- Mike.

I helped out a bit here

while you were busy with her.

- Thanks.

- Do you see what I mean?

You can pick up quite a bit really.

You don't have to do anything for it.

Just go along with the gag,

that's all they want.

Do you think we'd better go down?

I'll, um... I'll pick them out

and tell you when to swap.

- Shop?

- That sounds like my dad.

- Shop, Michael!

- That sounds like...

Hey, let's have some service here.

Could be my father.

Mum! Dad!

Hey, Mum, please, look.

This is for gents only.

- You'll have to go in the women's...

- Nice welcome we get.

It's your mum's bath night, son.

Mummy's boy.

Better late than never,

if you ask me, eh, son?

Please, Mum, go in the women's.

You'll have the full treatment, okay?

Her full treatment.

How goes it, son?

Oh, it goes all right.

Sue, Sue, you know that woman

you've got in there? It's me mum.

So what?

Well, be nice to her.

Give her the treatment.

- It's too late.

- What?

- I had to put her in her place.

- But why?

She deserves it.

Sue, what are you saying?

I told you. It's me mum.

Your mum is a cow.

Sue. Sue!

You can't say things like that.

It's not nice.

She's a cow.

Your mother's a silly old cow! Yes!

She can't be. She's dead.

Sue, I'm... I'm sorry.

- Good night.

- See you at home.

Reading on duty?

Mike, I'll see to things

in your section.

There's a lady waiting,

will you see to her?

Oh, my mum left this for you.

Did she?

Go on. Go on.

I'm afraid the girl attendant isn't here

but I'll show you to your cabin, madam.

- Are you new here?

- Yes.

But I don't like football.

Can you fetch me

a bottle of shampoo, please?

Yep.

Oh, that's no good.

I need a medicated one.

Well, if it's no good, it's no good.

What can I do?

Um, it's your medicated shampoo.

Thanks.

Sorry.

- Sir!

- Mike.

It's good to see you again. How are you?

- I'm fine, sir.

- You like working here?

Oh, it keeps me fit

now I'm no longer in your class.

Does it?

Not bad.

I expect I'll be running into you

now and again.

In winter I take

a bath here occasionally.

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