Decoys

Synopsis: In St. John College, the freshmen and best friends Luke and Roger meet the sexy blond cousins Lilly and Constance in the laundry of their building. They are next-door neighbors, and the experienced girls invite the young men to visit them anytime. Lilly forgets a package of coins in the laundry, and Luke goes to their room to return it. The room is empty, and he sneaks around, when the two girls arrive. Luke hides himself in the wardrobe, and through an opening, he sees Lilly with many tentacles on her breast. Luke tries to convince his friends that the girls are aliens, planning to attack Earth, but nobody believes in him. Meanwhile, some friends of them are found dead, with the internal organs completely frozen.
Genre: Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Matthew Hastings
Production: Lions Gate Films Inc.
 
IMDB:
4.6
R
Year:
2004
95 min
Website
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Trust me, I don't think St. John's College

is on the big alien radar.

- If only I could get a good look at it.

-At what?

The opening between her breasts.

What? No...

Look, there's a Cronenberg festival

at the Cross River Cinema tonight.

So let's just blow off

this whole Animal House thing, okay?

I've gotta find the truth.

It is off the hook, yo!

Oh, my man. What's up, baby?

Natasha's thinking about rushing Pi Omega.

- You'll fit right in.

-Thanks.

- Hi, guys.

-Hey, Mel.

Everybody, shooters!

Okay. Don't they look weird to you?

Do you mean the fact that

they're incredibly beautiful, toned...

and don't need an airbrush?

Yes, they're not normal. They're obvious.

Here's hoping they're dumb as a post.

They're pre-med.

Of course they are.

Hi. I'm not interrupting anything, am I?

No.

Want to get your groove on?

Sure.

Tick-tack.

I'm all yours.

Is that a fact?

"I'm all yours." "Is that a fact?"

Hey, you okay?

Sure, why wouldn't I be?

Well, you wanted to be one of the boys.

Now you are.

You're not helping, Melody.

How about a cocktail?

Good times.

Funniest thing.

What's that?

I forgot a roll of quarters

in the laundry room.

Quarters? Yeah?

And somehow they just seemed

to walk back to my room...

all by themselves.

Was it magic?

Or just a thoughtful neighbor?

Maybe.

Luke Callahan.

Where I'm from, we kiss hello.

Sisters, who are we?

Pi Beta Omega!

Pi Beta Omega!

Now, sisters and brothers,

it is my pleasure to introduce to you...

captain of the hockey team, Bobby Johnson!

Bobby, you rule!

Testing, testing.

"As this semester's Pi Guy...

"it gives me great pleasure...

"to name Pi Beta Omega's candidate...

"for Ice Queen.

"Pi Omega newbie, Miss Lilly Vincent!"

Fantastic!

Thanks, everybody, and thank you, Bobby.

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