Dear Dracula Page #2
- NOT RATED
- Year:
- 2012
- 42 min
- 92 Views
- (RETCHES)
- (LAUGHS)
Eugh! What are you doing
talking to the bug whisperer?
Seriously,
that dude's beyond creepy.
He is not creepy.
He's... different.
Well, maybe you wanna stay here
and hang out with Mr Different,
but we're outta here.
- Come on.
- Webber, no!
- (GROWLS)
- (SCREAMS)
Tarantula!
(BOTH SCREAM)
Not cool, spider dude.
Definitely not cool!
(CHITTERS)
(LAUGHS) That was awesome,
little guy.
(LAUGHS)
Listen, tell Sam he should come
to my party, OK?
- (CHITTERS)
- OK.
See you.
Webber, that was bad.
Very funny. Uh, but bad.
Well, maybe 'bad' is
the wrong word.
No, I am not going.
- Sam.
- Coming.
So will you work on the web?
Remember, cool and scary.
Oh, and happy Halloween, Webber.
Hey, Grams.
Stop it.
Not on my watch, mister.
Was that Emma I saw you
talking to out there?
Yeah.
- So, are you going?
- Going where?
Are you going to Emma's
Halloween party tonight?
Were you eavesdropping, Grams?
No, dear. I would never
eavesdrop on purpose.
as overhearing.
invite you to her party.
- So are you going?
- Uh-uh.
Oh, good, because there's
no way I could sit through
on my own.
It's our Halloween tradition.
(SIGHS) I know, Grams. I know.
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(PLONK!)
DRACULA:
Mirroe, are we there yet?
Not yet, Master.
(GRUNTS)
(MIRROE GROANS)
(GRUNTS AND COUGHS)
(RETCHES AND COUGHS)
DRACULA:
Are we there yet?Master, we're finally there.
I...I mean here.
DRACULA:
Excellent!Now, then, take me up
to the front door
so I can make a grand entrance.
(GRUNTS AND STRAINS)
Yes, Master.
(GRUNTS REPEATEDLY)
And, Mirroe, make sure
the sunlight won't be on me -
it won't be much of an entrance
if I turn to dust
now, would it?
No, Master.
- (DOORBELL RINGS)
- (SWITCHES ON TV)
Oh, trick-or-treaters.
My, my, they start earlier
each year.
Oh, my!
(WOOD CREAKS)
Good evening, madam.
Aren't you a little old
to be trick-or-treating?
(LAUGHS) Charming.
But I am not
a trick-or-treater.
What are you selling, then?
Madam, I've travelled
a very long way.
Is this the house of Sam?
Who wants to know exactly?
- I am Count Dracula.
- (SPOOKY ORGAN MUSIC)
Well, whatever you're selling,
I'm not buying.
- Whoa!
- Ohh!
Way to dodge the vase, Master.
Ohh!
- Calm down, Granny. Calm down.
- (GRUNTS)
This is not going well.
Tell me about it, Master.
- (BOTH GRUNT)
- Ah!
Get off my property,
you hoodlums.
- No!
- Oh, Master, no. No.
We must get you
out of the sunlight.
(SIZZLING SOUND)
(GRUNTS) You leave me
no choice, Granny.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Dear Dracula" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 26 Apr. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/dear_dracula_6550>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In